ladydriver

doing something badly

you no cant sing you ladydriver!

by bootybabe May 11, 2003

ladyprimer

1) Makeup; mascara, eye liner, blush, lipstick/gloss, etc.
2) A girl who wears an excessive amount of makeup.

"She wears an excessive amount of ladyprimer."
"That bitch's such a ladyprimer."

by cccchris January 22, 2007

lazyriver

The non productivity-related part of the intertubes that you float along when trying to procrastinate. This includes Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, most forums, and checking your personal email for the twelfth time in the last five minutes.

No I didn't go to the store today, but the lazyriver did give me this cute picture of a kitten.

by TildeWill January 26, 2010