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Similar to a golden shower, however this is generally speaking, but not exclusively, a one person activity with little or no planning. Can be affiliated with post masterbation climax, rendering the individual somewhat debilitated. They would release their urine where they lay, therefore releasing a golden stream upon themself.
My roommate Noah ruined my parents couch when he unleashed a lazy river after pleasuring himself to the Nora the Explorer marathon.
by vangloriousskookum May 18, 2019
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a spanish word meaning the flipflop
used by latin moms to beat their child's ass
Latin mom: DO U NOT FUCKING LISTEN CHILD
Latin child: OH SHIT NOT LA CHANCLA
by allygator February 07, 2015
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When a man, during the act of copulation, releases his "man spirit" onto the bridge of his female companion's nose. The stream will slowly flow downwards towards her chin, creating the mental image of a fat white man in a inner tube floating down the lazy river at Disney Land.
Oh man, you should have seen the lazy river I plastered Tracy Lyn with last night.
by VinegarStrokes April 16, 2009
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The non productivity-related part of the intertubes that you float along when trying to procrastinate. This includes Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, most forums, and checking your personal email for the twelfth time in the last five minutes.
No I didn't go to the store today, but the lazyriver did give me this cute picture of a kitten.
by TildeWill January 25, 2010
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