Definitions by vangloriousskookum
Mr Quackers
The foul mouthed fowl who ,like Santa Clause, is fictional but is the real culprit of the fart that was released in your vicinity.
Related to the phrase, “did you step on a duck?!”
Related to the phrase, “did you step on a duck?!”
Jorge: “Jeezus Mary, Taylor! You really ripped a nasty fart. You know you shouldn’t be eating garlic with that allergy issue you have!”
Taylor: “ Dude, it wasn’t me. It must of been Mr Quackers .”
Taylor: “ Dude, it wasn’t me. It must of been Mr Quackers .”
Mr Quackers by vangloriousskookum July 25, 2023
Glorious Gravy Boat
A term of endearment designed acknowledge the high value of an item of others which does not resonate or have any desirable qualities to yourself .
(Derived from an antiquated decorative vessel for sauces that are essentially obsolete, which were collected at a point in American history)
(Derived from an antiquated decorative vessel for sauces that are essentially obsolete, which were collected at a point in American history)
Thomas: check out this badass limited edition Cowboys jersey I got signed by Dak Prescott!
Haley: That’s a glorious gravy boat! Go sports!
Haley: That’s a glorious gravy boat! Go sports!
Glorious Gravy Boat by vangloriousskookum January 18, 2023
Doing some things around the house
A phrase used to throw off the scent of an inquiring individual, while actually partaking in nefarious acts of debauchery.
(Nothing good happens after 2 am)
(Nothing good happens after 2 am)
Jessica told us she was “doing some things around the house”, when actually she was just doing Nick.
Doing some things around the house by vangloriousskookum December 14, 2022
Lazy river
Similar to a golden shower, however this is generally speaking, but not exclusively, a one person activity with little or no planning. Can be affiliated with post masterbation climax, rendering the individual somewhat debilitated. They would release their urine where they lay, therefore releasing a golden stream upon themself.
My roommate Noah ruined my parents couch when he unleashed a lazy river after pleasuring himself to the Nora the Explorer marathon.
Lazy river by vangloriousskookum May 18, 2019
In one hole and out the other
The stench was pretty brutal in stall 3 when the snake wizzard was in one hole and out the other. He sucked me dry and dumped his stinky load simultaneously. Febreeze anyone?!
In one hole and out the other by vangloriousskookum June 8, 2018
Seeping
The act of dry humping to ejaculation upon another person whilst trying to remain celobate. The juices seep through to the other party causing a transfer of fluids to their body. Related to "soaking" by Mormons but less invasive.
Seeping by vangloriousskookum March 21, 2018