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It's early in the morning or very late at night and your partner is tired. However, you needs to git yours - so what do you do? You get their consent to use the "ass groove" as a makeshift humping device and proceed to indulge yourself like a dog doing wrong. The real question here is will the end result stay in your boxer shorts or is your partner a true champion, willing to get their back wet.
Dude, I was so horny last night that I convinced my old lady to give me a Lazy Lover.
by Lazy Lover September 04, 2009
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1: Dude, I just walked in on my parents.
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Lazy lovers are men who roll over and make love in bed on their sides, instead of actually getting all the way on top of their lovers.
When it gets to round two or three for the night I turn into a lazy lover.
by Hog Jaws April 17, 2016
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One who doesn't do anything to add to a sexual experience. The only thing he lifts is his prick. Then wonders why female can't cum.
Nan is a bed potato when we fuck. Cum? Yeah, he's a lazy lover. Boring!
by Wisewillow August 18, 2019
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