Lazared

a term used to describe something that has happened to you that is classified as being snaked or unbro. But i some cases referring to someone that has gotten pissed on.

Dude.1:"Dude, that asshole Lazared me, he got with my prom date and then lied to my face."

Dude.2:"What a snake."

Brah.1:"Dude, you just pissed on me."

Brah.2:"Fuck you, you got with my sister you dick ill piss on you again if i want to!"

Brah.3:"Damn, he just got Lazared.

by jasper nevets May 11, 2010

lazaretto

1- An imposed quarantine for the benefit of all.

2- A Spaniard that likes a particular blonde, and wants to take her on a motorcycle ride so she can hold him close and press her Tits on his back.

3 - Jack White’s best album.

4 - An area designed to hold and disinfect travelers arriving from places afflicted by a pandemic.

1-They put us down in the lazareto, we gotta save grandma.

2- T gave her a ride, pressed the brakes often, and got the full Lazaretto.

by ATTILA THE HUN December 3, 2020

Lazard Strategy Question

A delusional email intended to confuse the recipient.

IBanker I: Hey man, I just received another Lazard Strategy Question in my inbox, who do you think keeps sending these things?

IBanker II: Probably some of those analysts at Drexel, they've been doing a lot of jeb recently... Can you please forward it to me and copy my analyst?

by BruceW April 16, 2009

Lamared

To be cockblocked. To be buddy fucked. To be screwed over by a buddy.

I can't believe my best friend lamared me and told my wife about last night.

I was trying to hit on the hot girl in the corner but that guy over there just lamared me!

by Jabrlong March 27, 2008

Lazered

The act of playing laser tag with a group of friends after dropping acid.

Only losers get slizzered, all the cool kids these days go get lazered

by Bnerdlatin January 16, 2011

Lazare

A ray of sunshine on a cloudy day:)

lazare's yummy station

by Teddy murray April 30, 2011

Lazard

A legendary man that is beyond compare, nice to everyone, able to imitate old cartoon characters but also able to keep people entertained with stories, jokes, etc.

Claude was a real Lazard; we will miss him especially at meals and holidays.

by PPart2 July 19, 2019