Loptarded

An amalgamation of the words "lopsided" and "retarded". This describes a thing that is so completely out of place or alignment that it screws up the entire picture. Usually contributed to laziness.

You're going to have to redo your website, because your margins are all loptarded in Firefox.

by I Like Bread May 04, 2006

Loptarded

Something that is tilted and or uneven

Dude, that guy's cock is so loptarded u know he aint got no bitch!

by Kitty69 November 13, 2004

Loptard

A person (male or female) that was born with Hydrocephalus and their skull has grown into a lop-sided melon, making them look retarded. The skull resembles the shape of a baseball that has been hit too hard by a bat.
Term normally used by select MTI's of the 323rd TRS.

1) "Hey, you leave that Loptard alone!"
2) "Holy freakin' crap Loptard, are you a damn communist?"

by Brett DeWeese May 05, 2006