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A slightly more PC way to say that someone is incredibly stupid, lacking in intelligence and also intolerably annoying (Credit goes to Dan Savage of The Stranger Seattle's Only Newspaper).
sales rep 1: "Gawd this customer is so dumb, she doesn't know the difference between USB and parallel"
sales rep 2: "How leotarded"

Ben is such a fucking leotard, he got arrested for trying to break into his neighbors house when he was drunk because he thought he lived there.
Leotarded by poshellion July 28, 2009
being retarded in a leotard
dude, when you went running through walmart in the one-piece spandex dance uniform, it was so leotarded, it was HILARIOUS.
leotarded by heebs December 9, 2008
Related Words

Leftarded 

The state of being so far left-wing in ideology, it gives the impression person afflicted must be mentally handicapped - read: Retarded, to have such opinions.
She's so caught up in her ignorant, delusional ideology that facts and logic mean absolutely nothing to her. That moron is so pathetically leftarded.
Leftarded by whatshitsme August 1, 2016

Letarted 

When a race teams blows the lead and loses the race at the end because of poor pit strategy.
DaleJr was leading the race, then lost because a poor pit call with 30 laps to go ended his chance to win. He got letarted.
Letarted by #DADO2015 May 12, 2014

Leotard Syndrome 

Coming back from a dance class or other function and you really have to go to the bathroom but realize that you have not only tights and a leotard on...but your regular clothes that you have put on over it after dance.
Tim: why is Sally complaining bout going to the bathroom..there is one over there.

Sue: Its because she has leotard syndrome..she doesnt want to take all her clothes off.
Leotard Syndrome by miumiu April 11, 2007
garment that covers the midsection of a woman, very similar to a bathing suit. Often worn with tights. Used for dancing and exercise
"Stacy wore her leotard and tights to aerobics class"
leotard by US Navy April 1, 2003

lustarded 

The state of being so lustful that you make yourself retarded.
Every time I see Katie I start acting like a tool; she just makes me so lustarded.

Can also be used as lustard - One who is lustarded.
lustarded by Crambo January 24, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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