lazong 

lazong is the greatest alpha ever, with control over 900 Septillion wolves throughout different realities and infinite power lazong is the one above all, he is greater then the messiah.

lazong is one person. lazong is married to his goddess, gabby s. who rules over nightmares.

lazong is also called, the dominator of reality, the one who orders the heavens, the one above all, the one with no limit, etc. the most popular alternative name of lazong is, the Alpha.

bro did you know that lazong is coming to earth?
really !!?
yeah lazong, the alpha is coming to earth along with his goddess, gabby s.

lazong by lazourry November 20, 2023

Lazingzong 

Another word for lasagna, seeing increased use by those from Long Island

Travis: "Yo Mikey, whatchu cookin' tonight?"
Mikey: "Gotta lazingzong in the oven boi"

Lazingzong by bingsprawsby November 25, 2022

labonging 

to delay; waste time

Jenn is labonging again in the office while we all wait for her to leave with us to get food.

labonging by Pondblue March 3, 2011

Lawong 

A word describing the unparalleled phenomenon of an anthropomorphic phallus riding on the back of a blue-haired goat.

I saw a wild Lawong today making dank memes

Lawong by Grymbel September 5, 2016

lazone

A straight up twixer from chi-town. One who is known to be lazy. One who looks mighty hunky in a beanie, and enjoys such hobbies as throwing up in one's mouth. Very well known for his willy, and their 3 companions, also known as, Paul Wall, Nelly, and Jermaine Dupri. One who enjoys legandary artists such as Bob Dylan, Eric Clapton, and the very famous Jimi Hendrix who also enjoyed such hobbies as throwing up in one's mouth, resulting in his death. If there is anything more to be learned, just im him at Lazone36. He'll be happy to talk to you.

Me: Lazone, how come you never visit me?
Lazone: Because I am afraid you might strike me with jealousy

lazone by Tater_Tizzle May 26, 2006

lazing 

(verb) being lazing. used to say you are being lazing but of course that takes too much time and effort so you just say you are "lazing".

tom: dude why don't you change your profile pic, you've had it for three years!
john: dude... I'm lazing right now. Go away.

lazing by dpwupam August 28, 2011

lazingularity 

Having achieved the ultimate level of laziness. The laziness singularity.

- Hey, that dude named Ben sure is lazy.
- Lazy? He is beyond lazy, he has achieved lazingularity.

lazingularity by Soleil Noir Media January 20, 2015