1.)The offspring of a Latin person(s) and a Tongan person(s) resulting in the most beautiful hybrid of ethnic peoples in the world.
2.) A person inherently born with supernatural giftings in music, cinematography, acting, all forms of art, but specifically tattooing
3.)A person born knowing 3 languages and able to kill a whale while dancing salsa
Latonga: A small island known as "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora La Reina de Los Angeles de Porciuncula"
Latonga: A sub cultural yet to be created after certain unions of Tongan and Latin peoples on said island.
The act of a black man and a white woman having Intercourse in a port-a-potty, but while the black man has a Thanos gauntlet on fingering the white woman, while simultaneously their grandmothers are getting butt-fucked by a gaggle of chimpanzees.
“Hey man did you hear?”
“About what?”
“Tyrone and Abby did the Labonka!”
“No way that’s crazy!”
“Yeah and the best part is Tyrone said that his grandma didn’t expect the chimps!”
“That’s awesome!”