lazone

A straight up twixer from chi-town. One who is known to be lazy. One who looks mighty hunky in a beanie, and enjoys such hobbies as throwing up in one's mouth. Very well known for his willy, and their 3 companions, also known as, Paul Wall, Nelly, and Jermaine Dupri. One who enjoys legandary artists such as Bob Dylan, Eric Clapton, and the very famous Jimi Hendrix who also enjoyed such hobbies as throwing up in one's mouth, resulting in his death. If there is anything more to be learned, just im him at Lazone36. He'll be happy to talk to you.

Me: Lazone, how come you never visit me?
Lazone: Because I am afraid you might strike me with jealousy

by Tater_Tizzle May 26, 2006

Long Term Laziness

Often abbreviated to simply “LTL” this majestic phrase is to explain oneself for doing something that is short term work for the eventual greater good of being lazy. For example one might be standing in a situation that calls for sitting. If one is doing this it’s quite clear that this genius is a lazy acumen for spotting that he’s going to arise very soon so he might as well remain standing as to not have to deal with the aggravating work of getting up. The term was first originated in 2008 by Vince Wilfork who was once told to take a knee but didn’t because “LTL”

Sammy: Yo why you standing bro?
Noah: Bro LTL you know you’re just going to have to stand right back up again
Sammy: That’s facts bro but what does LTL mean?
Noah: Long Term Laziness
Sammy: Aight Bet!

by weiny0402 January 18, 2019

perpetual laziness

a rare disease which makes completing even simple tasks difficult, often prevalent within students, teenagers, and adults in the workplace. Can be genetically inherited. Chances of contracting perpetual laziness is much higher when large amounts of homework is assigned, due dates for projects are listed, or any amount of work involving physical or mental labor is involved.

Mr. Teacher: "Did you finish your book report like I told you?"
Andy: "Naw teach, I contracted a severe bout of perpetual laziness over the weekend."
Mr. Teacher: "Oh my, completely understandable. I'll give you another week."

by BirdWiththeWord November 25, 2011

laziness

A chronic illness where victims lack the willpower to do anything requiring effort. The entire population suffers from this disease. There is no known cure.

Notice the man on the couch, watching television. He is a prime example of laziness.

by PrincessZeffie March 10, 2008

Laziness Beard

A scruffy beard, usually grown by a man who claims to have much more important and time consuming things to do than shave, when, in fact he often spends his time playing online video games and dinning at Taco Bell-esque eateries. Most common on college students or people on their own for the first time. Most can not pull it off, unless grown for the optimal period of 3 to 5 months.

Man 1: "Dude you really need to shave, you have one big laziness beard going on!"
Man 2: "I'll shave after I finish this philosophy paper."
Man 1: "You mean after you finish killing all these Nazi zombies?"
Man 2: "Sure, whatever, wanna get some eats?"

by GoCanes March 21, 2010

lamone ade

african american slang for lemonade

Yo gimme some a dat lamone ade homie.

by JGRB June 2, 2011

Laziness

This.

I wrote laziness in a sentence.

by Fffhjiiufgnjj June 12, 2016