Lazyness 

The lazy way of spelling "laziness". Often occurs when one is so lazy that they actually measure that on a conventional keyboard the distance from the N to the Y as opposed to the N to the I is shorter than the latter.

The fact that the author has not uploaded an example for this is denoting the characteristic of prime lazyness. Fuck yeah.

Lazyness by angry piece of shit October 6, 2009

lazyness 

Lazyness - See lazy and laziness. Lazyness is the state of being lazy. Lazyness is usually used by people who are too lazy to subsitiute the y for an i. Lazy-"ness" people can also be people who have conflicting lazy attributes.

For exmaple:
20:53 <Alsark> I have heard of action points. I participate in a campaign where those are used. As for crafting points... never heard of them and I'm too lazy to click the link.

A normal person would not Type up 3 sentences in one message telling someone basically:
I don't know.
I don't want to click the link.

He has put effort into his message, but yet... he is too lazy to actually click the link offered.

Alsark's lazyness contridicts his attributes.

lazyness by mRX December 18, 2005

Long Term Laziness 

Often abbreviated to simply “LTL” this majestic phrase is to explain oneself for doing something that is short term work for the eventual greater good of being lazy. For example one might be standing in a situation that calls for sitting. If one is doing this it’s quite clear that this genius is a lazy acumen for spotting that he’s going to arise very soon so he might as well remain standing as to not have to deal with the aggravating work of getting up. The term was first originated in 2008 by Vince Wilfork who was once told to take a knee but didn’t because “LTL”

Sammy: Yo why you standing bro?
Noah: Bro LTL you know you’re just going to have to stand right back up again
Sammy: That’s facts bro but what does LTL mean?
Noah: Long Term Laziness
Sammy: Aight Bet!

Long Term Laziness by weiny0402 January 18, 2019

laryness 

1. Crazyness provoked by illicit drug or alcohol use

"Last night was some beer laryness."

laryness by 2P J-me December 30, 2005

perpetual laziness 

a rare disease which makes completing even simple tasks difficult, often prevalent within students, teenagers, and adults in the workplace. Can be genetically inherited. Chances of contracting perpetual laziness is much higher when large amounts of homework is assigned, due dates for projects are listed, or any amount of work involving physical or mental labor is involved.

Mr. Teacher: "Did you finish your book report like I told you?"
Andy: "Naw teach, I contracted a severe bout of perpetual laziness over the weekend."
Mr. Teacher: "Oh my, completely understandable. I'll give you another week."

perpetual laziness by BirdWiththeWord November 25, 2011

laziness

A chronic illness where victims lack the willpower to do anything requiring effort. The entire population suffers from this disease. There is no known cure.

Notice the man on the couch, watching television. He is a prime example of laziness.

laziness by PrincessZeffie March 10, 2008

Laziness Beard 

A scruffy beard, usually grown by a man who claims to have much more important and time consuming things to do than shave, when, in fact he often spends his time playing online video games and dinning at Taco Bell-esque eateries. Most common on college students or people on their own for the first time. Most can not pull it off, unless grown for the optimal period of 3 to 5 months.

Man 1: "Dude you really need to shave, you have one big laziness beard going on!"
Man 2: "I'll shave after I finish this philosophy paper."
Man 1: "You mean after you finish killing all these Nazi zombies?"
Man 2: "Sure, whatever, wanna get some eats?"

Laziness Beard by GoCanes March 21, 2010