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Laywer

A laywer is actually NOT a mispelling of a lawyer. A lawyer helps you in court, and represent yous. A laywer is someone who you enlist to help you in a flame war, usually on some sort of IRC server.
Lolercats: I would like to call my laywer. Karl: You mean lawyer? -_- Lolercats: No, laywer..
by Sawcats September 30, 2009
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Laywer

This is a lawyer who represents a prisoner potato,
That LAYWER makes sure the prisoner potato stay outta prison to cause darama with its lair
by PrisonerPotato February 8, 2024
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Ambulance Chasing Lawyers

The lowest form of animal life; they are the arseholes who use the law in ways for which it was not intended. Some of these scumbags, quite literally, follow ambulances carrying people, involved in traffic accidents, to hospital in order to get them to make a claim against the other party involved. In Britain, these bastards use human rights law to prevent paedophile rapists from being deported back to their country of origin. They’re the ones who act on behalf of terrorists to pursue damages against troops who were doing their duty under incredibly difficult circumstances. Why do they do it? For money, they cynically exploit the law that is supposed to protect people to make themselves rich. They are vermin and should be treated as such.
“An online petition has been set up to make it legal to kill ambulance chasing lawyers!”
“Where do I sign?”
by AKACroatalin September 1, 2016
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Blues Lawyer

Term used to describe the target market for very expensive guitars, the implication being that the only people who actually buy them are rich hobbyists and not actual gigging musicians.
"The Les Paul Supreme has a list price over 6 grand, clearly intended only for the blues lawyers."
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latwerka

Dang that girl can twerk. She a latwerka.
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