Laywer 

A laywer is actually NOT a mispelling of a lawyer. A lawyer helps you in court, and represent yous. A laywer is someone who you enlist to help you in a flame war, usually on some sort of IRC server.

Lolercats: I would like to call my laywer. Karl: You mean lawyer? -_- Lolercats: No, laywer..

Laywer by Sawcats September 30, 2009

Laywer 

This is a lawyer who represents a prisoner potato,

That LAYWER makes sure the prisoner potato stay outta prison to cause darama with its lair

Laywer by PrisonerPotato February 8, 2024

Beefy 5 Layer Burrito 

The holy supreme of all burritos

I just got 10 beefy 5 layer burritos from taco bell and obtained a god complex

Beefy 5 Layer Burrito by ToxicSenpaii February 8, 2021

Ambulance Chasing Lawyers 

The lowest form of animal life; they are the arseholes who use the law in ways for which it was not intended. Some of these scumbags, quite literally, follow ambulances carrying people, involved in traffic accidents, to hospital in order to get them to make a claim against the other party involved. In Britain, these bastards use human rights law to prevent paedophile rapists from being deported back to their country of origin. They’re the ones who act on behalf of terrorists to pursue damages against troops who were doing their duty under incredibly difficult circumstances. Why do they do it? For money, they cynically exploit the law that is supposed to protect people to make themselves rich. They are vermin and should be treated as such.

“An online petition has been set up to make it legal to kill ambulance chasing lawyers!”
“Where do I sign?”

Ambulance Chasing Lawyers by AKACroatalin September 1, 2016

Blues Lawyer 

Term used to describe the target market for very expensive guitars, the implication being that the only people who actually buy them are rich hobbyists and not actual gigging musicians.

"The Les Paul Supreme has a list price over 6 grand, clearly intended only for the blues lawyers."

Blues Lawyer by The Biggest Z October 3, 2014

Amber Heard Lawyer 

Objection Hearsay.

Johnny Depp: So w-
Amber Heard Lawyer: OBJECTION HEARSAY!!!

Amber Heard Lawyer by Ballboi99 May 8, 2022

latwerka 

A ghetto twerker

Dang that girl can twerk. She a latwerka.

latwerka by Naenaeshaela January 1, 2014