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Lawer
Lawer by SomeDumbassRussian July 19, 2020
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Lawer
"Lawer" (noun): Someone who rants about what is or isn't against the law (often incorrectly) on social media and to neighbours and anyone else in earshot who has to put up with them.
Not to be confused with a "Lawyer" whom is a person who has studied the law and has passed the examination required to practice law in a region or country.
Not to be confused with a "Lawyer" whom is a person who has studied the law and has passed the examination required to practice law in a region or country.
The twitter account @badlegaltakes just retweets and posts screenshots of horribly bad legal advice and opinions from dumb Lawers.
Lawer by The OTHER OTHER OTHER other gu October 19, 2021
lagergenic
A condition in which one is more attractive when seen by a drunk person; especially when the beholder has been drinking beer.
lagergenic by Gio Marron June 17, 2014
left lamer
Person who drives slow in the left hand lane or drives the same speed as someone who is the right hand lane. Either way, there is no chance to pass. It's a play on words for "left laner."
left lamer by sulco March 19, 2004
Sheboygan Lager
Sheboygan Lager by fp69 August 25, 2011
Land of chips and lager
Land of chips and lagar is the the title of a popular version of the song "Land of Hope and Glory" adapted to suit Cockneys way of life in the United Kingdom. The song first appeared publicly in the TV Series "Spitting Image"
The lyrics of the popular Cockney song:
"Land of chips and lager,
'Ere we go, 'ere we go,
Three Tandoori and chips, then
Hire a crap video,
Oggy, Oggy, Oggy!
Oi! You staring at me?
You're going to get your,
Fucking head kicked in.
You're going to get your,
Fucking head kicked in."
The lyrics of the popular Cockney song:
"Land of chips and lager,
'Ere we go, 'ere we go,
Three Tandoori and chips, then
Hire a crap video,
Oggy, Oggy, Oggy!
Oi! You staring at me?
You're going to get your,
Fucking head kicked in.
You're going to get your,
Fucking head kicked in."
A bunch of Cockney Yobs are at the "Last Night of the Proms" music concert, and as soon as "Land of Hope and Glory" start playing, the yobs start singing along using their version of the words, starting with "Land of chips and lager..." etc
Land of chips and lager by Coleorton May 29, 2016
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