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The word used when people can't fucking spell "lawyer"
"Hey I want to be a lawer"

"Are you- it's lawyer"

"Oh."
Lawer by SomeDumbassRussian July 19, 2020
"Lawer" (noun): Someone who rants about what is or isn't against the law (often incorrectly) on social media and to neighbours and anyone else in earshot who has to put up with them.

Not to be confused with a "Lawyer" whom is a person who has studied the law and has passed the examination required to practice law in a region or country.
The twitter account @badlegaltakes just retweets and posts screenshots of horribly bad legal advice and opinions from dumb Lawers.

lagergenic 

A condition in which one is more attractive when seen by a drunk person; especially when the beholder has been drinking beer.
After Steve's ninth beer the unattractive woman at the end of the bar became lagergenic.
lagergenic by Gio Marron June 17, 2014

left lamer 

Person who drives slow in the left hand lane or drives the same speed as someone who is the right hand lane. Either way, there is no chance to pass. It's a play on words for "left laner."
That left lamer needs to move their ass over so I can pass.
left lamer by sulco March 19, 2004

Sheboygan Lager

A fictional brand of beer referenced in the FX show Wilfred by Jenna's douchy boyfriend Drew.
Sheboygan Lager, bitch! That's how we do.
Sheboygan Lager by fp69 August 25, 2011

Land of chips and lager 

Land of chips and lagar is the the title of a popular version of the song "Land of Hope and Glory" adapted to suit Cockneys way of life in the United Kingdom. The song first appeared publicly in the TV Series "Spitting Image"

The lyrics of the popular Cockney song:

"Land of chips and lager,
'Ere we go, 'ere we go,
Three Tandoori and chips, then
Hire a crap video,
Oggy, Oggy, Oggy!
Oi! You staring at me?
You're going to get your,
Fucking head kicked in.

You're going to get your,
Fucking head kicked in."
A bunch of Cockney Yobs are at the "Last Night of the Proms" music concert, and as soon as "Land of Hope and Glory" start playing, the yobs start singing along using their version of the words, starting with "Land of chips and lager..." etc
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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