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A character from the Pokémon series. It is one of the most obscure characters in the series. However, it is my personal favorite Pokémon.
I loved the Lanturn I had on my Gold Version. I cried when the file was deleted. Six+ years later, I still love Lanturn.
Lanturn by Chars August 25, 2009
Related Words
You are in the family of gods and goddess's. Anyone in this family is either a pure athlete or pure genius. The people in this family tend to be street smart but also school smart. They're well dressed and people often envy them.
Jon: "Hey, Did you see Mr.Lauture on the court?"

Adam: "Yeah bro, his defense is too nice!"

Jon: "So jealous."
Lauture by John Doeee7 September 30, 2012
Hit me on the hip laytron so we can tag the clouds.
laytron by ty187 August 5, 2006

lasturbation 

the last masturbation before something; death, a long journey, a night out
"I better go take my lasturbation before we depart."
lasturbation by Ass P. Hat May 23, 2008

laxturbate

a type of way to get better at lacrosse meaning that you carry your stick around in your room constantly and cradle a lot to improve your stick skills.
Eric: "I heard the lacrosse team lost pretty bad the other day."

Jim: "Yeah, they couldn't pass or catch the ball at all, they need to laxturbate more.
laxturbate by idontknow9109 April 13, 2010
Lass-tur-day (Not last-turd-day)
The day before yesterday. (The opposite of the German word Übermorgen, which is the day after tomorrow.)
John: Dude, what happened lasturday?

Luke: We got hammered and ended up on McDonald's roof.
Lasturday by Billy-Jean March 4, 2010