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laytur by GaladrielT July 16, 2009
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laytur • lasturbation • Lasturbate • Lasturday • laturnus • Lanturn • Lapturd • laturiya • Lauture • laxturbate
Lauture
You are in the family of gods and goddess's. Anyone in this family is either a pure athlete or pure genius. The people in this family tend to be street smart but also school smart. They're well dressed and people often envy them.
Jon: "Hey, Did you see Mr.Lauture on the court?"
Adam: "Yeah bro, his defense is too nice!"
Jon: "So jealous."
Adam: "Yeah bro, his defense is too nice!"
Jon: "So jealous."
Lauture by John Doeee7 September 30, 2012
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lasturbation
lasturbation by Ass P. Hat May 23, 2008
laxturbate
a type of way to get better at lacrosse meaning that you carry your stick around in your room constantly and cradle a lot to improve your stick skills.
Eric: "I heard the lacrosse team lost pretty bad the other day."
Jim: "Yeah, they couldn't pass or catch the ball at all, they need to laxturbate more.
Jim: "Yeah, they couldn't pass or catch the ball at all, they need to laxturbate more.
laxturbate by idontknow9109 April 13, 2010
Lasturday
Lass-tur-day (Not last-turd-day)
The day before yesterday. (The opposite of the German word Übermorgen, which is the day after tomorrow.)
The day before yesterday. (The opposite of the German word Übermorgen, which is the day after tomorrow.)
Lasturday by Billy-Jean March 4, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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