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You are in the family of gods and goddess's. Anyone in this family is either a pure athlete or pure genius. The people in this family tend to be street smart but also school smart. They're well dressed and people often envy them.
Jon: "Hey, Did you see Mr.Lauture on the court?"

Adam: "Yeah bro, his defense is too nice!"

Jon: "So jealous."
Lauture by John Doeee7 September 30, 2012
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Lautreamont 

Pronounced: (Lo-tray-moan)

1. An adjective used to describe anything or anyone of very strange character, usually something with geniusesque insight into a certain subject.
"Man, I was walking by this babbling schizophrenic today. The dude was Lautreamont."

or:

"That's f*ckin' Lautreamont bro! Brilliant!"

Lautreamont by C. A. August 4, 2007
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Hora Lăutărească 

1: a lively Romanian folk dance that is very easy to learn.
2: a word used to describe any word used by your friends over and over for no particular reason other than that it is fun to say.
3: something people just won't shut up about.
4: any stupid memory/idea that resurfaces repeatedly for no reason. (positive connotation)
person#1: "josh just won't stop saying "pamplemousse" its driving me nuts!"
person#2: "oh, thats just his girlfriends' favorite word these days. I heard she picked it up over the summer from her cousin in france."
person#1: "and this is relevant because why again?"
person#2: "it's his Hora Lăutărească, just ignore it."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026