laturnus

goofy looking dumbass kid who smells bad and rolls really shitty cigarettes. He wears tight skinny jeans even though he is over weight. He wears coke bottle glasses, eventhough its not the 70's. you can usually smell him before you see him. he smells like poor people from apartments. He tries to look like the lead singer from marianas trench.

see that kid with the tight jeans and stupid glasses, he is such a laturnus

by prince vince November 26, 2010

laturnus

a style less guy who thinks hes a gangsta cowboy one day then a skinny jean wearing douche bag the next day also he forgot to answer his phone cause the 70's want there glasses back

did you see that kid with the 70's glasses?

yea hes such a laturnus

by bowser 2 December 7, 2010