A place in the road where it is legal to pull over and stop for a short period of time. Also can be used as a place where two consenting adults may participate in sexual acts in a public area.
Driver: Oh look a lay-by... i'm feeling frisky!
Passenger: Pull over then, I'll sort that out!
Driver: But there is already a car there?
Passenger: Don't worry i'll put on a good show!
Passenger: Pull over then, I'll sort that out!
Driver: But there is already a car there?
Passenger: Don't worry i'll put on a good show!
by emma86 November 16, 2006
Get the lay-by mug.When a chick is hot but couple of year younger than you, you put a “lay-by” on her so when she’s older, you can be in first!
wen ur mates lil sis is all that but a lil too young, u lay by her and be the first to get to her when shes old enough
by lil miss vixen April 21, 2005
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• Lay
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• lay the pipe
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A reference to how one gets put down like you would talk to your dog. To be put in your place, bitch slapped and sent away. Commonly done by bosses, wives, etc.
A: I had an argument with my boss about how much overtime I have to work.
B: Did it work?
A: No - he yelled at me and said go lay by your dish.
B: Did it work?
A: No - he yelled at me and said go lay by your dish.
by AZwoody October 31, 2008
Get the Go Lay by Your Dish mug.A person that, during sex, feels the need to explain to you everything, action, and detail that he or she is doing at that moment or going to do next.
Dirk- " After if slide my cock into your wet puss im gonna lick your titties at the same time with great excitement and aggression." Tina - " Just shut your fucking face and lets just fucking fuck. No play by play lay please."
by Tracyauto October 18, 2008
Get the play by play lay mug.Used in some parts of Australia like Canberra. A hot girl that's too young for you and hence you have to figuratively put her on layby. Usually used as a qualifier so you don't sound like a pedophile.
Guy 1:"Check her out."
Guy 2: "Dude, are you sick? She's gotta be like 13."
Guy 1: "Okay then she's a layby." or "I'll put her on layby"
OR
"Check out the layby."
Guy 2: "Dude, are you sick? She's gotta be like 13."
Guy 1: "Okay then she's a layby." or "I'll put her on layby"
OR
"Check out the layby."
by K.C.D.L. May 26, 2004
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Get the laybyawn mug.When a guy terms a girl younger than 18, or more so (underaged) 16 or under as a "LAYBY" or "LAY-BY" - what he means is she looks like a girl he'd put on "layby" until she was legal to engage in sexual activities with.
It has a strongly paedophilic feel to it because what he is Really saying is :
"I'd fuck her now - if it were legal, or - i could 'get away with' doing it"
Thanks Diesel for this particularly revolting terminology that You personally started..
A truly disturbing & disgusting term when you really think about it. Ugh!
It has a strongly paedophilic feel to it because what he is Really saying is :
"I'd fuck her now - if it were legal, or - i could 'get away with' doing it"
Thanks Diesel for this particularly revolting terminology that You personally started..
A truly disturbing & disgusting term when you really think about it. Ugh!
That girl there, she's on LAYBY for now..
I had to LAY-BY her due to the Law...
Ewwwwwwwwwww! Ugh!! Fkn GROSS!!!
I had to LAY-BY her due to the Law...
Ewwwwwwwwwww! Ugh!! Fkn GROSS!!!
by FantaPants6969 February 12, 2021
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