layby
Used in some parts of Australia like Canberra. A hot girl that's too young for you and hence you have to figuratively put her on layby. Usually used as a qualifier so you don't sound like a pedophile.
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LayBy
When a guy terms a girl younger than 18, or more so (underaged) 16 or under as a "LAYBY" or "LAY-BY" - what he means is she looks like a girl he'd put on "layby" until she was legal to engage in sexual activities with.
It has a strongly paedophilic feel to it because what he is Really saying is :
"I'd fuck her now - if it were legal, or - i could 'get away with' doing it"
Thanks Diesel for this particularly revolting terminology that You personally started..
A truly disturbing & disgusting term when you really think about it. Ugh!
It has a strongly paedophilic feel to it because what he is Really saying is :
"I'd fuck her now - if it were legal, or - i could 'get away with' doing it"
Thanks Diesel for this particularly revolting terminology that You personally started..
A truly disturbing & disgusting term when you really think about it. Ugh!
That girl there, she's on LAYBY for now..
I had to LAY-BY her due to the Law...
Ewwwwwwwwwww! Ugh!! Fkn GROSS!!!
I had to LAY-BY her due to the Law...
Ewwwwwwwwwww! Ugh!! Fkn GROSS!!!
LayBy by FantaPants6969 February 12, 2021
Related Words
layby • laybyawn • Satan's Layby • lamby • Layy • labyrinth • Layya • Labyrinth< • Labyrinth Effect • Lauby
Satan's Layby
A town, village, or area where old people gather to live, and presumably die. Hence, Satan puts them on Layby because he can not afford to keep them in Hell as of yet.
Satan's Layby by Fostorb July 27, 2007
Layymoon
labyrinth effect
labyrinth effect by Maxwell_Edison September 6, 2021
Labyrinthitis
A distressing disorder by which a sufferer is obsessed with the 1986 film Labyrinth, featuring David Bowie.
Symptoms include:
- Excessively quoting lines from the film
- Excessively re-watching the film
- Becoming entranced by the film when it is watched
- Becoming entranced by David Bowie's balls whilst watching
- Noticing David Bowies balls
- Talking like Bowie.
Symptoms include:
- Excessively quoting lines from the film
- Excessively re-watching the film
- Becoming entranced by the film when it is watched
- Becoming entranced by David Bowie's balls whilst watching
- Noticing David Bowies balls
- Talking like Bowie.
Man: Woah, that smells terrible!
Person: Its the bog of eternal stench!
Man: Labyrinthitis?
Person: Yeah...
Woman: Whatcha dooooing?
Man: Nothing.
Woman: Nothing? Nothing, Tralala?
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Hey, what you watching:
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Is that... You're watching it again?
Person watching film: ....
Other person: HELLO???
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Fine. Be like that. -walks away-
Person watching film: ...Huh? You say something?
Builder: Sorry ladies, path's closed. Turn back.
Girl 1: (in a bowie voice) Turn Back Sarah.
Girl 2: What a pity.
Builder: Poor girls, got Labyrinthitis.
Person: Its the bog of eternal stench!
Man: Labyrinthitis?
Person: Yeah...
Woman: Whatcha dooooing?
Man: Nothing.
Woman: Nothing? Nothing, Tralala?
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Hey, what you watching:
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Is that... You're watching it again?
Person watching film: ....
Other person: HELLO???
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Fine. Be like that. -walks away-
Person watching film: ...Huh? You say something?
Builder: Sorry ladies, path's closed. Turn back.
Girl 1: (in a bowie voice) Turn Back Sarah.
Girl 2: What a pity.
Builder: Poor girls, got Labyrinthitis.
Labyrinthitis by Definitely Not Simon May 9, 2012
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