laxhoe 

Girl lacrosse players.

Sometimes attractive and most of the time slutty, but this is a case by case basis because sometimes you get a random huge softball-type player. (EEK!)

Dude1:Abby loves to get fucked up and play lacrosse.

Dude2:Shes a laxhoe fosho

laxhoe by Fack up Twice April 2, 2009

lax hoe 

A slutty female that will fuck anything and everything lacrosse and hangs out with the Lax Bros.
These girls are obsessed with no-strings-attatched sex with lax players.
They like to smoke weed, drink beer, and be bitches to anyone not in their group.
The love to act bad ass (but are usually harmless unless they gang up and attack you) ((these attacks often happen on facebook or through texts))
They love pushup bras & low cut shirts.

The Ultimate Lax Hoe

lax hoe by laxinyooooo April 24, 2010

lachoe 

a cockroach butt head who doesnt know how to do his own hair, has a big as bad bleep lip because he is apparently allergic to lip balm because he inhales it like the ice cream he ate tonight, he has a slight mullet but thinks his hair looks like josh richards, he likes to wear hes scarf around his waist to show that hes a skinny hoe. we all HATE lachoe xx

person 1: ewww look at that person, he has a weird scarf around his waist and looks A MESS, i also found out that he spends time making slides about taylor swift and spends most of his time on them

person 2: ughhhh must be a lachoe, RUN!

lachoe by LACHOEtheCOCKROACH August 7, 2020

laxhole 

a lacrosse player (ie lax bro) with righteous douchebaggery skills. Can disturb the most innocent lax sesh with his obnoxious demeanor.

Matt: Dude this bro is having trouble chilling. What's the deal, does he not understand this is a lax sesh?
Steven: No he's a laxhole this is how he chills.

laxhole by DonJuanNAM October 21, 2010

lachoe 

lachoe is a cockroach who has a mullet but thinks he has hair like josh richards, he likes to wear a scarf around his waist to show his skinny cockroach ass, he has a bit fat ass lip because he enjoys inhaling lip balm which he is apparently allergic to, he likes to make slides show about taylor swift, he is an annoying butt head and we all HATE lachoe xx

person 1: ewww look at that cockroach

person 2: ughhh must be a lachoe. STEP ON HIM!

lachoe by LACHOEtheCOCKROACH August 7, 2020

lahoe

Noun - a gay male who thinks they are straight who gets laid by a ho.

Verb - the act of sticking a finger in an anus during a massage

Noun - I just found out my wife's boss was a lahoe after I found her Juicy pants floating in his hot tub.

Verb - The chiropractor slipped his patient a lahoe during a routine adjustment

lahoe by Grand Firctionary March 30, 2017

laxhobo

1. Dirt. Of or pertaining to what is picked up by your shoe when you walk over soil.

2. Not having any value. Worthless. A person or thing that can be discarded at any time.

ex: "man that car was banged up baad"
"well at least the driver had insurance"
"he wont get any money from it, it's laxhobo"

or

"wow, what a n00b!"
"HAHA YA he's LAXHOBO"

laxhobo by mesosexy23874938 April 23, 2009