Girl lacrosse players.
Sometimes attractive and most of the time slutty, but this is a case by case basis because sometimes you get a random huge softball-type player. (EEK!)
Sometimes attractive and most of the time slutty, but this is a case by case basis because sometimes you get a random huge softball-type player. (EEK!)
by Fack up Twice April 2, 2009
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These girls are obsessed with no-strings-attatched sex with lax players.
They like to smoke weed, drink beer, and be bitches to anyone not in their group.
The love to act bad ass (but are usually harmless unless they gang up and attack you) ((these attacks often happen on facebook or through texts))
They love pushup bras & low cut shirts.
These girls are obsessed with no-strings-attatched sex with lax players.
They like to smoke weed, drink beer, and be bitches to anyone not in their group.
The love to act bad ass (but are usually harmless unless they gang up and attack you) ((these attacks often happen on facebook or through texts))
They love pushup bras & low cut shirts.
by laxinyooooo April 24, 2010
Get the lax hoe mug.a cockroach butt head who doesnt know how to do his own hair, has a big as bad bleep lip because he is apparently allergic to lip balm because he inhales it like the ice cream he ate tonight, he has a slight mullet but thinks his hair looks like josh richards, he likes to wear hes scarf around his waist to show that hes a skinny hoe. we all HATE lachoe xx
person 1: ewww look at that person, he has a weird scarf around his waist and looks A MESS, i also found out that he spends time making slides about taylor swift and spends most of his time on them
person 2: ughhhh must be a lachoe, RUN!
person 2: ughhhh must be a lachoe, RUN!
by LACHOEtheCOCKROACH August 7, 2020
Get the lachoe mug.a lacrosse player (ie lax bro) with righteous douchebaggery skills. Can disturb the most innocent lax sesh with his obnoxious demeanor.
Matt: Dude this bro is having trouble chilling. What's the deal, does he not understand this is a lax sesh?
Steven: No he's a laxhole this is how he chills.
Steven: No he's a laxhole this is how he chills.
by DonJuanNAM October 21, 2010
Get the laxhole mug.lachoe is a cockroach who has a mullet but thinks he has hair like josh richards, he likes to wear a scarf around his waist to show his skinny cockroach ass, he has a bit fat ass lip because he enjoys inhaling lip balm which he is apparently allergic to, he likes to make slides show about taylor swift, he is an annoying butt head and we all HATE lachoe xx
by LACHOEtheCOCKROACH August 7, 2020
Get the lachoe mug.Noun - a gay male who thinks they are straight who gets laid by a ho.
Verb - the act of sticking a finger in an anus during a massage
Verb - the act of sticking a finger in an anus during a massage
Noun - I just found out my wife's boss was a lahoe after I found her Juicy pants floating in his hot tub.
Verb - The chiropractor slipped his patient a lahoe during a routine adjustment
Verb - The chiropractor slipped his patient a lahoe during a routine adjustment
by Grand Firctionary March 30, 2017
Get the lahoe mug.1. Dirt. Of or pertaining to what is picked up by your shoe when you walk over soil.
2. Not having any value. Worthless. A person or thing that can be discarded at any time.
2. Not having any value. Worthless. A person or thing that can be discarded at any time.
ex: "man that car was banged up baad"
"well at least the driver had insurance"
"he wont get any money from it, it's laxhobo"
or
"wow, what a n00b!"
"HAHA YA he's LAXHOBO"
"well at least the driver had insurance"
"he wont get any money from it, it's laxhobo"
or
"wow, what a n00b!"
"HAHA YA he's LAXHOBO"
by mesosexy23874938 April 23, 2009
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