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Italian family name that can be freely translated as "those with a great future ahead and a proud past behind". The Lazzeri normally stands in a crowd as a beacon, an icon and a role model.
Someday i´ll be as great as a Lazzeri

"My sister got herself a Lazzeri!
OMG are there still Lazzeris available! Lucky girl!"
Lazzeri by I wish it was me February 7, 2010

lawlzerz 

a nerdy-er way of saying lawl
nerd#1:d00d lawl! n00b!!!!!!!!!!11!!1
nerd#2:n00b i t0tally pwn y0u..heh...n00b! LAWLZERZ!!!!!!1!
lawlzerz by caseyd1354 January 17, 2008

lawlzerbang 

laughing with a "bang" aka laughing so hard you hurt yourself.
"Rick did you see Sarah lawlzerbang at that video?"
"Yeah man, I heard she was rushed to the hospital"
lawlzerbang by Salunga April 1, 2009
Like "Lol" But out loud and with a Zer...More tender then most words. And pisses most people off. SO USE it in your vocabulary on an average bases.
"I dee kay, LAWLZER!!"

"Your pussy stanks! Jay Kay! LawlZER!"
Lawlzer by Ladda April 3, 2008
Someone who is on their 'lazz' also known as larry.

Being on their own, perhaps through no fault of their own, so not the same as a loner, but someone who has been left on their own for whatever reason.

Through bullying or isolation.
Or just generally wanting to be a 'lazzer'
'Ooh! See Naomi over there, she's a right lazzer!'
Lazzer by Naomi Huggins January 8, 2009

lawlzers 

that relatable moment when you laugh at something but it really isn't funny
-i just ate my noodles
-lawlzers
lawlzers by stacy and sophia December 25, 2019
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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