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Like "Lol" But out loud and with a Zer...More tender then most words. And pisses most people off. SO USE it in your vocabulary on an average bases.
"I dee kay, LAWLZER!!"

"Your pussy stanks! Jay Kay! LawlZER!"
Lawlzer by Ladda April 3, 2008
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lawlers law 

An nba "law" made by ralph lawler, a clippers commentator. Basically says first to 100 points wins. Has been found to be true 91-92% of the time.
"I can breathe now there that lawlers law thing. First to 100 wins, its the law."
lawlers law by andsa April 12, 2008
When someone laughs at something and defends why they are laughing because someone else is being a douche-bag and questioning his or her humor.
Brock : LOLLLLLL! Holy SHIT LOLLL!
Byrone : WTF? Why the hell are you laughing so much?
Brock : Nigga I'm a Lawlyer, calm the fuck down!
lawlyer by Bac Ho Muon Nam December 20, 2008

Mr. Lawler 

The only real world living human replica of Gordan Freeman, Half Life's main character.
Hey marsh lets go ask Gordan Freeman (Mr. Lawler) to use his gravity gun to fly us to Xactek!!1!
Mr. Lawler by David Walter Rolph January 5, 2009

lawlzerz 

a nerdy-er way of saying lawl
nerd#1:d00d lawl! n00b!!!!!!!!!!11!!1
nerd#2:n00b i t0tally pwn y0u..heh...n00b! LAWLZERZ!!!!!!1!
lawlzerz by caseyd1354 January 17, 2008

lawler middle school 

previously defined as a "brownie school" or "a school thats 90 percent indian or asian"
... that might be true, but who cares- like pls that sounds so racist, do i even need to continue-
well i'm going to continue, i get like the diversity part of it, but im just gonna say it rn, people are people, and being jealous that someone has better grades than you is kinda weird, so maybe back up and study a bit
lawler middle school is a school with people 👍

Lawlercaust 

Noun, Pronunciation: (Law-ler-cost)

Derived from Lawl, the act of a crowd bursting in a Lawlergasm.
(Everyone is laughing and 1 person steps up and says:)

"LAWLERCAUST!"

"This Lawlercaust really exterminated the lawlerees."

"You won't be laughing any time soon after the Lawlercaust, that is if you weren't put into a lawling camp and being lawled down by the lawlestapo with their lawlp40's. LAWL!"
Lawlercaust by ZaKa May 8, 2007
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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