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lawlers law 

An nba "law" made by ralph lawler, a clippers commentator. Basically says first to 100 points wins. Has been found to be true 91-92% of the time.
"I can breathe now there that lawlers law thing. First to 100 wins, its the law."
lawlers law by andsa April 12, 2008

lawlzerz 

a nerdy-er way of saying lawl
nerd#1:d00d lawl! n00b!!!!!!!!!!11!!1
nerd#2:n00b i t0tally pwn y0u..heh...n00b! LAWLZERZ!!!!!!1!
lawlzerz by caseyd1354 January 17, 2008

lawlership 

A scholarship awarded to someone demonstrating exceptional promise and potential in the hilarital arts.
(Two guys at a college party, about to acheive brojaculation)

Guy 1: (roflcopter-status joke here)
Guy 2: Haha that was so funny bro
Guy 1: Thanks bro, I'm actually getting a pretty fat lawlership to go here
lawlership by bruce500000000 September 14, 2010

lawlzerbang 

laughing with a "bang" aka laughing so hard you hurt yourself.
"Rick did you see Sarah lawlzerbang at that video?"
"Yeah man, I heard she was rushed to the hospital"
lawlzerbang by Salunga April 1, 2009

lawlerskates 

Combination of "lawl" and rollerskates. Used when you think something is uber funny.
Timmy just fell down the stairs, lawlerskates!!11!
lawlerskates by omgasdf October 31, 2006
Like "Lol" But out loud and with a Zer...More tender then most words. And pisses most people off. SO USE it in your vocabulary on an average bases.
"I dee kay, LAWLZER!!"

"Your pussy stanks! Jay Kay! LawlZER!"
Lawlzer by Ladda April 3, 2008
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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