lawyee 

One on the receiving end of a lawyer's good fortune and intelligent career path in light of the many harder-working and lesser-paying options.

To see so many like old white guys with cheap suits and expensive shirts laeding African and Asian immigrants around the hallways was fucken insane, it was impossible not to see the contrast between the lawyer and the lawyee.

lawyee by Master Christ St. John June 17, 2006

Ambulance Chasing Lawyers 

The lowest form of animal life; they are the arseholes who use the law in ways for which it was not intended. Some of these scumbags, quite literally, follow ambulances carrying people, involved in traffic accidents, to hospital in order to get them to make a claim against the other party involved. In Britain, these bastards use human rights law to prevent paedophile rapists from being deported back to their country of origin. They’re the ones who act on behalf of terrorists to pursue damages against troops who were doing their duty under incredibly difficult circumstances. Why do they do it? For money, they cynically exploit the law that is supposed to protect people to make themselves rich. They are vermin and should be treated as such.

“An online petition has been set up to make it legal to kill ambulance chasing lawyers!”
“Where do I sign?”

Ambulance Chasing Lawyers by AKACroatalin September 1, 2016

Blues Lawyer 

Term used to describe the target market for very expensive guitars, the implication being that the only people who actually buy them are rich hobbyists and not actual gigging musicians.

"The Les Paul Supreme has a list price over 6 grand, clearly intended only for the blues lawyers."

Blues Lawyer by The Biggest Z October 3, 2014

Amber Heard Lawyer 

Objection Hearsay.

Johnny Depp: So w-
Amber Heard Lawyer: OBJECTION HEARSAY!!!

Amber Heard Lawyer by Ballboi99 May 8, 2022

Lawyers, Guns and Money 

What you send for when the shit has hit the fan.

Song by American songwriter Warren Zevon on his 1978 album "Excitable Boy."

"I was gambling in Havana, I took a little risk.
Send Lawyers, Guns and Money, dad, get me out of this."

Lawyers, Guns and Money by RuthenianCynic December 14, 2008

lawyer foyer 

A two-story tall entryway typically found in a McMansion that is emblematic of a powerful institution yet comprised of cheap and tacky finishes.

From the outside I could tell it was a McMansion, but the Kinkade hanging in the Lawyer Foyer was the icing on the cake.

lawyer foyer by LochNessa7 April 23, 2018

Lawyered 

To pwn someone with evidence.

Barney: (To Ted) Do you have some puritanical hang up on prostitution? Dude, it’s the world’s oldest profession.
Marshall: You really think that’s true?
Barney: Oh yea, I bet even Cro-Magnons used to give cave hookers, like, an extra fish for putting out.
Marshall: Ah ha, so the oldest profession would be fishermen. Kaboom! You’ve been lawyered!

Lawyered by KravenXY July 27, 2009