lawsuite 

What people threaten to do when you post nasty things about them on the internet.

Isn't "HEH HEH I BET THEY'D CHANGE THEIR TUNE IF WE ISSUED A LAWSUITE" what they say 99% of the time? Way to act just like them. (I know you said you're not really suggesting it...but still.)

It's not an actual possibility at all - surely being HERE of all places has taught you that.

lawsuite by OMG LAWSUITE!!!1 January 7, 2005

Lawsuit Whore 

A lawsuit whore is a person who sues for problems that are THEIR OWN FAULT. They have no common sense. Many of them have the reputation for being American; however it must be clarified that most Americans are not lawsuit whores and they believe in personal responsibility.

Apparently a burglar got trapped in a garage and had to survive on dog food; then he sued the homeowners and got money. What a lawsuit whore.

Anyone who spills coffee on themselves and sues the place where they bought the coffee is a major lawsuit whore.

Lawsuit Whore by MissCaliBrownie April 8, 2010

Lawsuit 

Wealth transfer in the name of justice.

Criminal cases are about paying time for doing the crime; but civil lawsuits are just about an attempt at wealth transfer in the name of justice.

Lawsuit by IndySparkPlug January 11, 2011

Little Dick Lawsuit 

When you are a shitty politician who overcompensates by filing frivolous lawsuits in order to build your own name in the press.

There goes Louisiana Attorney General Jeff Landry filing another little dick lawsuit and wasting the state’s taxpayer money...again.

Little Dick Lawsuit by DeminLa July 6, 2021

Snatch Action Lawsuit 

When a group of prostitutes sues one guy.

Cynthia: I hate that man, he robbed me and the sex wasn’t even good!
Patrica: I told him $30 for a blowie and he only gave me $29!
Charleen: Come on girls, let’s file a good ole snatch action lawsuit on accounts of cheap men and bad dick!

Snatch Action Lawsuit by Cock-monger_chris January 7, 2020

lawsuit 

Something vietnamese people do when they get into accidents.

I got into an accident with a vietmese lady and now she's trying to get as much money as she can out of my insurance by filing a LAWSUIT.

lawsuit by Angry Victim April 24, 2006

Lawsuit 

It's what people recommend you wear if you're a lawyer, or you have a court date

I have to meet a client in 30 minutes, where'd I put my lawsuit?

Lawsuit by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018