Mr. Bojangles was a special mouse in the movie The Green Mile (Tom Hanks and other actors). Bojangles, the pet of a prisoner Delacroix, was able to do little tricks that greatly amused Delacroix. Unfortunately, this douchebag prison guard named Percy decided to step on and crush Mr. Bojangles... all was lost until John (crucial character in story) brings Mr. Bojangles back to life, and Mr. Bojangles lives for a crazy-ass long time.
Mr. Bojangles makes for a cute pet name.
Mr. Bojangles makes for a cute pet name.
Aww that is such a cute little mouse! I can't believe it does tricks and stuff? What's it called?
Mr. Bojangles... duh.
Mr. Bojangles... duh.
by MissCaliBrownie May 01, 2010
The Ring is a horror movie starring Naomi Watts and other people I can't remember. If horror movies don't bother you, this won't either. However if horror movies frighten you, don't watch it. You will freak out if your t.v. goes to that static screen, or if someone calls you saying "seven days". Normally horror movies don't bother me but this one did.
*girl comes out of tv*
me- hey megan, what are you watching?
megan- The Ring. This movie creeps me out!
me- hey megan, what are you watching?
megan- The Ring. This movie creeps me out!
by MissCaliBrownie April 08, 2010
Michael- Dude I can't believe you slept with her! She's such an ugly slut... she's like 400 pounds too!
Chris- I had beer, what do you expect? It happens.
Nelly (at party)- well this party sucks. I'm leaving.
Sally (also at party)- wait I just got 3 6-packs!
Nelly- well hell yeah then I'll stay!
Chris- I had beer, what do you expect? It happens.
Nelly (at party)- well this party sucks. I'm leaving.
Sally (also at party)- wait I just got 3 6-packs!
Nelly- well hell yeah then I'll stay!
by MissCaliBrownie April 08, 2010
Victoria's Secret is a popular retail store where women can buy all types of sexy underwear, bras, and other kinds of lingerie. Often overpriced, Victoria's Secret products are of high quality. Victoria's Secret Pink, an offshoot of the main company, is known for its cute and comfy clothes and underwear. Apparently, Victoria's Secret was started by a man- hence, Victoria's *Secret*.
Heidi: Hey let's go to the mall! I have a lot of money and I need new lingerie that's really pretty!
Miranda: Let's go to Victoria's Secret! They have the best stuff ever!!
Miranda: Let's go to Victoria's Secret! They have the best stuff ever!!
by MissCaliBrownie April 09, 2010
Nachos, in its most pure form, consists of tortilla chips and cheese. Any kind of cheese is accepted: nacho cheese (comes in a jar, I don't really know what it actually is but it's tasty as heck), cheddar, pepperjack... it depends on the person preparing it. One may have cheese melted over a bowl/plate of chips, or one can dip chips into cheese (nacho cheese works best for this). Nachos = munchies solver.
San Diego natives, the most superior class of humans, all know the beauty of carne asada nachos: carne asada strips, guacamole, sour cream, beans, cheese, and if you want, jalapenos: all over tortilla chips.
In the end, what constitutes as nachos depends on the person. Nachos are delicious and will make you fatter.
San Diego natives, the most superior class of humans, all know the beauty of carne asada nachos: carne asada strips, guacamole, sour cream, beans, cheese, and if you want, jalapenos: all over tortilla chips.
In the end, what constitutes as nachos depends on the person. Nachos are delicious and will make you fatter.
Person brought up in hell: Hey Michelle, what are you eating? That smells so frickin good!! Let me try some *tries some and has an orgasm before entering nirvana*. This is seriously the best thing I've ever tried... too bad I'm allergic to cheese.
Michelle: That's nachos, dude. Nachos.
Michelle: That's nachos, dude. Nachos.
by MissCaliBrownie April 07, 2010
Essentially, common sense is seen as knowledge that most people (except babies and the mentally disabled) should know. This can apply to things affecting all humans, or it can pertain to certain peoples and issues. When someone does something that contradicts common sense, you tend to think, "Dude you are so stupid. Anyone with common sense would have avoided that."
Things that universally defy common sense:
-trying to breathe underwater
-staring into the sun to try to see it
-trying to touch a rainbow
-believing politicians truly care about the people
-telling someone with a bazooka to fuck off
-driving on the wrong side of the freeway
-being a hypocrite
-poking any dangerous creature
-trying to breathe underwater
-staring into the sun to try to see it
-trying to touch a rainbow
-believing politicians truly care about the people
-telling someone with a bazooka to fuck off
-driving on the wrong side of the freeway
-being a hypocrite
-poking any dangerous creature
by MissCaliBrownie April 07, 2010
girl: Ugh! How come every time the economy sucks, the stupid-ass corporations get bailed out? It's not fair!!
boy: Those corporate whoremongers over there at Washington must serve their masters and fuck the people.
boy: Those corporate whoremongers over there at Washington must serve their masters and fuck the people.
by MissCaliBrownie April 09, 2010