Lawsuit

Wealth transfer in the name of justice.

Criminal cases are about paying time for doing the crime; but civil lawsuits are just about an attempt at wealth transfer in the name of justice.

by IndySparkPlug January 10, 2011

Lawsuit

It's what people recommend you wear if you're a lawyer, or you have a court date

I have to meet a client in 30 minutes, where'd I put my lawsuit?

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

Lawsuit

that thing you file against your parents because you didnt ask to be born then it starts up some family tea,

you:"mom im filing a lawsuit against you"
mom:"wait sweetie what did i do??"
you:"I NEVER ASKED TO BE BORN"
mom:"i didnt either sweetie, always use protection"
you:"oh-"

by beetea April 25, 2019

Lawsuit

An incredible garage band that should have gone bigtime. Home grown in Davis, CA

Lawsuit's best album was Third Rail Power Trip

by TonyTony June 9, 2005

lawsuit

Something vietnamese people do when they get into accidents.

I got into an accident with a vietmese lady and now she's trying to get as much money as she can out of my insurance by filing a LAWSUIT.

by Angry Victim April 5, 2006

lawsuited

To receive a lawsuit

I was lawsuited for pushing him down the mountain, because he was severly injured.

by Eric Harmatz December 29, 2005

lawsuitable

When you are able to file a lawsuit against a particular thing.

John: Dude this guy just ran over my cat!
Joe: Dude that's so lawsuitable!

by j0shu4g July 12, 2018