lawoon 

The definition of lawoon is multi talented

That person is a lawoon, he can do everything

lawoon by Kikosophie November 22, 2021

blue lagoon

A public toilet, so-named because of the color of its water, which has a blue hue due to the use of a disinfectant product which is released with every flush. (Also, coincidentally -- and appropriately, the title of a Brooke Shields movie.)

Gas Station Manager:

"Goddamit, Zeke. That last fat bastard who pulled in here left a big ol' stinkin' turd floatin' in the blue lagoon. Son-of-a-bitch won't flush. Now get in there and fish it out."

Gas Station Attendant:

"Fuck you. I quit."

blue lagoon by Robert T. Calhoun January 21, 2006

Miranda Lawson

A character in the Bioware RPG Mass Effect 2. She has been engineered by her father to be the perfect woman. She joins Commander Shepard to battle the Collectors with her biotic powers.

She is also a potential love interest for a male Shepard and is modeled after and voiced by the beautiful Yvonne Strahovski.

(From Trailer) Miranda Lawson: "He'll (Shepard) have to fight to earn my trust."

Miranda Lawson: "Meet me at the engine room in five minutes."

Miranda Lawson by Overlord23 March 1, 2010

Coon Lagoon 

A swimming pool at a HUD apartment complex or a city park on the bad side of town.

Shaquanda and Lil Re-Re always be hangin wit they niglets up in da coon lagoon.

Coon Lagoon by mackerel daddy August 17, 2011

Black Lagoon 

Possibly one of the most bitchin' animes ever made. The story follows a team of pirates/mercenaries known as Lagoon Company, who smuggle goods in and around the seas of Southeast Asia in the 1990s3. Their base of operations is located in the fictional city of Roanapur in Thailand, and they transport goods in the PT boat Black Lagoon. When on land, they move around and conduct business using Benny's Pontiac GTO. Lagoon Company does business with various clients, but has a particularly friendly relationship with the Russian crime syndicate Hotel Moscow. The team takes on a variety of missions—which may involve violent firefights, hand-to-hand combat, and nautical battles—in various Southeast Asian locations and when not doing much, the members of the Lagoon Company spend much of their down time at The Yellow Flag, a bar in Roanapur.

This anime can be seen as a darker Cowboy Bebop with higher shorts on the girl.

Have you seen Black Lagoon?

Yes, yes I have.

Like it?

You're an idiot, of course I do.

Black Lagoon by Lagoon February 12, 2009

Lawsoned 

To get completely screwed over.

Usually by B&T Electronix, Barnes & Noble, or OnSale.

Dude 1 - "Did you get that Touchpad?"
Dude 2 - "Nah, dude, I got Lawsoned."
Dude 1 - "Ah, shit, I'm so sorry man..."
Dude 3 - "Dark Umber."

Lawsoned by SlickDealzzz September 14, 2011

Friendship Lagoon 

A lingering, often irreversible situation in a budding relationship in which an eligible partner's attempts at seeking a mate are rebuffed or denied because of his or her failure to make it past friendship.

Dick - "Hey so whats up with you and Kate, are you screwing or what?"

Sam - "I was too slow to ask her out, and now we are stuck in friendship lagoon."

Friendship Lagoon by bitchmasterfunk October 19, 2011