Lawsoning

Lawsoning- (Law-suhn-ing) Verb- The act of giving the appearance of popularity, even though you truly are a sober weenie. (2) noun- The act of posting drunk facebook statuses to act cool even though you are, indeed, a sober weenie. Highly effective in obtaining friends.

man, that dude is so lame. but right now hes lawsoning so well i want to text him and hang out with him.

Lawsoning by bshine August 6, 2011

Lawsoning

To steal from your friends, To borrow with no intention of returning

Stop lawsoning my food!
Its the perfect time to lawson stuff.

Lawsoning by bills blow 69 October 10, 2008

Shane Dawsoning 

The act of shagging your cat.

Duude I walked in on Chad Shane Dawsoning his cat. I am scarred for life

Shane Dawsoning by NotIsla August 13, 2020

Lawning

Verb. The act of disposing of burnt cooking waste by means of throwing it on the front lawn.

Bro, please tell me you are going to pour that burnt chicken marinade down the sink?

Nah uce, i'm lawning that good good

Lawning by Jimmy Mingo June 16, 2018

Dawsoning

The act of kissing or attempting to kiss any girl in the vicinity, single or not, usually while under the influence of alcohol. Inspired by long time host of Family Feud, Richard Dawson, who was notorious for kissing every female on the show.

Man, did you see Herb last night? He was Dawsoning everybody!

Dawsoning by Abraham Laser June 11, 2009

blue lagooning

To commit incest. As in the example provided by the characters from the movie The Blue Lagoon.

Those kids from West Virginia are really into blue lagooning, their parents will be pissed.

blue lagooning by Benny the Red April 16, 2015

Larsoning 

To cancel, or desperately wish to cancel, plans you eagerly made. The more enthusiastic you were when you made the plans, the more you wish you wouldn’t have made them.

I’m supposed to go for drinks tonight but I’m thinking of Larsoning out.

Larsoning by Lattecap September 19, 2020