Lawsoned 

To get completely screwed over.

Usually by B&T Electronix, Barnes & Noble, or OnSale.

Dude 1 - "Did you get that Touchpad?"
Dude 2 - "Nah, dude, I got Lawsoned."
Dude 1 - "Ah, shit, I'm so sorry man..."
Dude 3 - "Dark Umber."

Lawsoned by SlickDealzzz September 14, 2011

Lawsoned 

To live in a house trailer and take fictitious orders for touchpad while stringing along clueless customers.

Hey Tom, did you get that touchpad you ordered from the guy in the trailer. No Bob, he got my money but he said I have to wait. I think I`been Lawsoned, I know my bum hurts.

Lawsoned by phil-jones September 15, 2011

Lawsoned 

The ability to take a sharp and snappy interesting short sentence or phrase and unexplicably expand it to a mind-numbing sleep inducing non-sensical ramble which says nothing of any value but makes you feel as if your brain has been removed through your nose with a rusty knitting needle and smashed with a hammer for a week.

"Hey where's Kev I thought he was leaving with you?.. He was on his way out but at the last minute he got Lawsoned.
..Poor Kev.. we'll expect him at last orders, a week on Friday then.."

Hey did you hear George W Bush's speech on TV last night?
Oh yeah that was a right Lawson...

Lawsoned by Jacko1 March 31, 2009

Lawsoned 

To get unbelieveably drunk, or to have an amazing capacity to drink alcohol and remain upright.

I was completely lawsoned last night, I feel terrible today and am hanging

Lawsoned by will.i.iandubya July 20, 2011

Leigh Lawsoned

When you go overseas on your first holiday to a country which has a different currency and you can’t figure out the exchange rates (especially after a few drinks) and you inadvertently end up paying 10 times more than you should to the local market seller, accepting their first price with the inability to understand how to barter.

A lad (Leigh Lawson), was on his first holiday to Bali and buying a gift. He asked how much it was.

Local market seller appeared to catch on that Leigh Lawson was on his first holiday and a bit wet behind the ears so confidently said the sale price was $40 (probably cost $0.40 to manufacture).

Lawson didn’t hesitate to pay the full $40, even tipping them for their kind nature.

Later that night, Lawson went out for dinner and purchased a steak which he believed was a bargain price of $9, only to find out when settling the bill that said rib eye cost him $90.

Lawson was not available for comment when contacted by his friends.

When traveling overseas, avoid getting Leigh Lawsoned.

Leigh Lawsoned by michaelmichael1212 December 27, 2022

Leigh Lawsoned

When you go overseas on your first holiday to a country which has a different currency and you can’t figure out the exchange rates (especially after a few drinks) and you inadvertently end up paying 10 times more than you should to the local market seller, accepting their first price with the inability to understand how to barter.

A lad (Leigh Lawson), was on his first holiday to Bali and buying a gift. He asked how much it was.

Local market seller appeared to catch on that Leigh Lawson was on his first holiday and a bit wet behind the ears so confidently said the sale price was $40 (probably cost $0.40 to manufacture).

Lawson didn’t hesitate to pay the full $40, even tipping them for their kind nature.

Later that night, Lawson went out for dinner and purchased a steak which he believed was a bargain price of $9, only to find out when settling the bill that said rib eye cost him $90.

Lawson was not available for comment when contacted by his friends.

When traveling overseas, avoid getting Leigh Lawsoned.

Leigh Lawsoned by michaelmichael1212 December 27, 2022

Lawsowned 

During the 2011 HP Touchpad craze, a trailer park hillbilly ran a possible scam company under his last name: Lawson Electronix. The company managed to string its customers like sheep for an unheard of amount of time, while they suffered from Stockholm syndrome. He refunded some, and may have left others hanging. The punch line? He didn't deliver the product and even duped more customers into VOLUNTARILY giving him their money again.

In short, to be Lawsowned, is a more narrow version of getting pwned. Specifically it is used on the idiots that defended their executioner.

Dude: "Yo, onSale didn't come through for me last year during the Touchpad sale."

Dude2: "Lucky for me, I opted for Lawson's waiting list. Been on it for 8 months now. Almost there!"

Dude: "Hey asshole, you just got Lawsowned!"

Lawsowned by Galois September 14, 2011