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Blind Jawbreaker 

A girl is giving a guy head. Right before he is ready to cum, he pulls out, knees her under the chin, then busts all over her face.
Last night when Sandi returned home to a horny and pissed off Mike after a night out with the girls, he thought she ought to experience a Blind Jawbreaker.
Blind Jawbreaker by MFinShorty February 26, 2005

Jawbreaker 

-A candy, often really hard.
-A movie.
-A band
Jawbreaker by MhMhMhyyyt April 11, 2009

jawbreaker 

A type of blowjob typically characterized be putting your cock a woman's mouth at an angle pushing out the cheeks.
She turned her head while giving him a blowjob and caused a jawbreaker.
jawbreaker by JEK71 January 6, 2007

jawbreaker 


1. a hard, spherical, and sometimes oversized piece of
candy

2. a word that is long or hard to pronouce
I dare you to swallow another another jawbreaker whole.
jawbreaker by Light Joker July 2, 2007

JAWBREAKER 

Best Punk Band Ever to reach into the mainstream and should be listened to immediatley.
Cd's Include: Dear You, Bivouac, ETC..., and 24 hour revenge therapy,
worth checking out
Blake: Is Jawbreaker emo?

Adam: No but they sounds better than what you hear now a day's

Blake: yah, your right!

Jawbreaker 

1. A bare-knuckle punch from Ricky Hatton that is so sore it will break your jaw.
2. A round peice of candy/chewing gum.
3. A cock that is so big that girls cant get their mouth round.
1. "Ricky layed a smacker on Floyd Mayweather. It was a real jawbreaker"
2. "I had a jawbreaker after my supper.
3. "My cock is huge, a real jawbreaker"
Jawbreaker by Liam Thom March 4, 2009

Jawbreaker 

When she sucks you D so hard it goes down her throat.
During our "routine" sometimes she gives me the jawbreaker
Jawbreaker by IHATEPOOPJOKES July 12, 2018
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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