Larynvagitis 

Larynvagitis is an inflammation of your voice box (larynx) due to overuse, irritation or infection caused by deep throating. Larynvagitis may be short-lived (acute) or long lasting (chronic). Most cases of larynvagitis are not serious, but persistent hoarseness can sometimes signal a more serious underlying lack of self respect.

I swallowed it all the way last night and woke up with a terrible case of larynvagitis.

Larynvagitis by coooker September 19, 2009

laryngitis 

when a person is so wasted they can't speak

George Bush has laryngitis

laryngitis by Snake September 10, 2004

Technical Laryngitis 

When your computer freezes and you cannot respond to an IM.

My computer locked up and I couldn't respond to her IM, I had a bad case of technical laryngitis.

Technical Laryngitis by The Wicked Chica August 21, 2010