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Larded

For lard to be provided to someone/something. This usually gives that person/thing several other douchey attributes.
He got back from the party feeling incredibly larded due to the secrets that he shared with his stupid friends.
by notjanet February 7, 2010
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lardex

Whatch out here comes lardex. He will destroy your buffet
by Gazziger my nigger April 25, 2019
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William Laredo

William is a fat blonde kid from marine park that can be seen in his natural habitat of riding a scooter and playing rust
Kid 1: Oh shit is that William Laredo?
Kid 2: Run.
by KanyeWestFan666999 August 2, 2022
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Larned

A town in western kansas built on top of a hill for easy viewing access of indians. One can usually smell the aroma of the nearby feedlots. Encountering stoners or escapes from the State hospital nearby isn't uncommon.
"Man I really need to get high, let's go to Larned to get some weed!"

"Wow, Larned smells like cowshit!"
by blondie1488 April 13, 2009
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landed

landed: its worked out well, everyting is sorted. Northern Ireland saying.
you got the job? youre landed now!
by monkeynator June 24, 2005
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Lardeous

Someone who has a foot fetish and loves to clean toenails. She begs the people in her life to clean their tootsies. She loves attention, and is scared of losing her sisters. She pronounces "d"s instead of "th" in word. She has a twisted, and violent sense of humor... sort of like a demonchild.
OMG... that Julie is sooooo lardeous...
by Redbrownhairedbitches February 28, 2010
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landed dick up

Failed pathetically, in the manner of falling flat on your ass. Left wanting and asking, fuck, what's next?
Did you hear what happened to him? He really landed dick up, didn't he? Note to editors, I like this saying and would prefer to use a person's name instead of 'him', but it's not an inside joke. It's better with a name. If you use a name, it could be Brian or Paul or anything really. Happy for you to improvise! Think of one of your sorry friends who always lands dick up.
by prof_db January 28, 2021
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