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lardbanger 

One who has sex with a fat person.
Yeah my friend fucked that chick with four chins, what a lardbanger.
lardbanger by Shaqburger July 1, 2003
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Lamebanger 

Person who is first to pass out on couch/chair during party. Once trend started it becomes hard to stop.
Dude 1: "Look at this dude, he is already passed out on the couch!"
Dude 2: "What a lamebanger! Party only started 1hr ago!!"
Dude 1: "Totally. Does it every time"
Lamebanger by ZeusDogg December 15, 2011

Langbanger 

A descriptive word used to describe one slutty whore from Langford, BC
That melissa is suck a langbanger.
Langbanger by YourPersonalBitch. November 21, 2009
Noun: A guy with a massive chode. He likes to slap things with his chode: like drums, gongs, xylophones, and pussies. He has a deep man voice.

Adj: To slap any object with your massive chode.
Lawbanger played an epic song by slapping the xylophone with his massive chode!

I Lawbangered her and she liked it!
Lawbanger by Rockman and Tiy July 23, 2011

lerdbanger

a "lerdbanger" is a term that means to squat over a females breasts after sexual intercourse and dump on her breasts rather than squirting jizz in her face
" excuse me hun do you mind if i bang a lerd on your chest"....which is the example of lerdbanger which is the past tense
lerdbanger by anthony kinder January 21, 2008

Tardbanger 

A tardbanger is any person that does anything stupid. This also includes having sex with anyone who is stupid or does a lot of stupid things. A person that says something incorrect or makes an argument and ends up being wrong. A name to call anyone who makes the smallest mistake.
"Fucking tardbanger," muttered Katie after Ryan hit his thumb with the hammer for the third time that day.
Tardbanger by Katotonic40 November 13, 2021
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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