lardbanger

One who has sex with a fat person.

Yeah my friend fucked that chick with four chins, what a lardbanger.

by Shaqburger July 1, 2003

Lamebanger

Person who is first to pass out on couch/chair during party. Once trend started it becomes hard to stop.

Dude 1: "Look at this dude, he is already passed out on the couch!"
Dude 2: "What a lamebanger! Party only started 1hr ago!!"
Dude 1: "Totally. Does it every time"

by ZeusDogg December 15, 2011

Langbanger

A descriptive word used to describe one slutty whore from Langford, BC

That melissa is suck a langbanger.

by YourPersonalBitch. November 21, 2009

Lawbanger

Noun: A guy with a massive chode. He likes to slap things with his chode: like drums, gongs, xylophones, and pussies. He has a deep man voice.

Adj: To slap any object with your massive chode.

Lawbanger played an epic song by slapping the xylophone with his massive chode!

I Lawbangered her and she liked it!

by Rockman and Tiy July 23, 2011

lerdbanger

a "lerdbanger" is a term that means to squat over a females breasts after sexual intercourse and dump on her breasts rather than squirting jizz in her face

" excuse me hun do you mind if i bang a lerd on your chest"....which is the example of lerdbanger which is the past tense

by anthony kinder January 21, 2008

Tardbanger

A tardbanger is any person that does anything stupid. This also includes having sex with anyone who is stupid or does a lot of stupid things. A person that says something incorrect or makes an argument and ends up being wrong. A name to call anyone who makes the smallest mistake.

"Fucking tardbanger," muttered Katie after Ryan hit his thumb with the hammer for the third time that day.

by Katotonic40 November 13, 2021