Lawbanger

Noun: A guy with a massive chode. He likes to slap things with his chode: like drums, gongs, xylophones, and pussies. He has a deep man voice.

Adj: To slap any object with your massive chode.

Lawbanger played an epic song by slapping the xylophone with his massive chode!

I Lawbangered her and she liked it!

Lawbanger by Rockman and Tiy July 23, 2011

Lawbringer 

The Bringer of the Law.

Player 1: Help I'm getting double-teamed!!
Lawbringer: HERE COMES THE LAW!!!!!

*Charges & impales enemy on axe*

Lawbringer by All-Pro_Velocity March 29, 2017

Lamebanger 

Person who is first to pass out on couch/chair during party. Once trend started it becomes hard to stop.

Dude 1: "Look at this dude, he is already passed out on the couch!"
Dude 2: "What a lamebanger! Party only started 1hr ago!!"
Dude 1: "Totally. Does it every time"

Lamebanger by ZeusDogg December 15, 2011

lowhangers 

Refers to a type of scrotum that is loose, long, and fleshy. The ballsac prominently descends, unlike the more average snug sac. This scrotum type can make more of an impression by slapping against a sex partner's chin, anus, etc. Often referred to as a 'set of' referring to the matched pair of balls in a typical nutsac. (It's normal for them to dangle at unequal lengths.)

Look at the set of lowhangers on him! I'd love to roll them around in my mouth and then feel them slapping against my tits when he stands in front of me and fucks my face.

He sat gingerly on the cold bus station bench to avoid traumatizing his lowhangers which were protected only by the thin barrier of his loose nylon running shorts.

lowhangers by mr pinky June 24, 2007

lardbanger 

One who has sex with a fat person.

Yeah my friend fucked that chick with four chins, what a lardbanger.

lardbanger by Shaqburger July 1, 2003

Lindsay Lowhangers 

A guy with low hanging balls, that slap your ass when you get banged from behind..... Low hanging balls, teabag etc.

One could say a guy with low hanging balls, or nuts has lindsay lowhangers.

Lindsay Lowhangers by Tarot73 December 15, 2011

Langbanger 

A descriptive word used to describe one slutty whore from Langford, BC

That melissa is suck a langbanger.

Langbanger by YourPersonalBitch. November 21, 2009