Definitions by Shaqburger

billboard 

Something you see on highways that shouts "please spray paint grafitti on me!"

I was doing fine until I crashed into that billboard.

billboard by Shaqburger July 1, 2003

lardbanger 

One who has sex with a fat person.

Yeah my friend fucked that chick with four chins, what a lardbanger.

lardbanger by Shaqburger July 1, 2003

phatitood 

1. When something is so phat, it cannot be described as phatness, phattilization, or phaticide. It has reached the level of phatitoodium.

I got this new sports car and it comes with a personal whore! PHATITOOD!

phatitood by Shaqburger July 1, 2003

toilet ornament 

Slang for shit/human waste.

Who laid this toilet ornament and didn't flush?

toilet ornament by Shaqburger July 1, 2003

splashback

The fear of your shit splashing the toilet's contents up on your ass.

I had to take a shit, so I went into the gas station bathroom, but I couldn't go for fear of splashback.

splashback by Shaqburger July 1, 2003

poppage 

To be kicked so hard in the scrotum, you feel as if your balls have popped.

After volunteering to be an example at the women's self defense class, I experienced poppage.

poppage by Shaqburger July 1, 2003

vild 

An abbreviation for 'Van I'd Like to Drive'

DAMN! Check out the bike rack on that vild, OH YEAH!

vild by Shaqburger July 1, 2003