9 definitions by Shaqburger

vild

An abbreviation for 'Van I'd Like to Drive'

DAMN! Check out the bike rack on that vild, OH YEAH!

by Shaqburger July 2, 2003

splashback

The fear of your shit splashing the toilet's contents up on your ass.

I had to take a shit, so I went into the gas station bathroom, but I couldn't go for fear of splashback.

by Shaqburger July 2, 2003

phatitood

1. When something is so phat, it cannot be described as phatness, phattilization, or phaticide. It has reached the level of phatitoodium.

I got this new sports car and it comes with a personal whore! PHATITOOD!

by Shaqburger July 2, 2003

lardbanger

One who has sex with a fat person.

Yeah my friend fucked that chick with four chins, what a lardbanger.

by Shaqburger July 2, 2003

ching ching

Used by people who can't afford to say "bling bling"

Man that newspaper costed some serious ching ching.

by Shaqburger July 2, 2003

billboard

Something you see on highways that shouts "please spray paint grafitti on me!"

I was doing fine until I crashed into that billboard.

by Shaqburger July 2, 2003

toilet ornament

Slang for shit/human waste.

Who laid this toilet ornament and didn't flush?

by Shaqburger July 2, 2003