lerdbanger

a "lerdbanger" is a term that means to squat over a females breasts after sexual intercourse and dump on her breasts rather than squirting jizz in her face

" excuse me hun do you mind if i bang a lerd on your chest"....which is the example of lerdbanger which is the past tense

lerdbanger by anthony kinder January 21, 2008

lardbanger 

One who has sex with a fat person.

Yeah my friend fucked that chick with four chins, what a lardbanger.

lardbanger by Shaqburger July 1, 2003

terdbanger 

a) to be ignorant of a situation and repeat offenses.

i) In the context of the worst possible situation.

b) a person who participates homosexual activities (male)
c) a doctor with a rectal thermometer.

a) (Name) I've told you this before, terdbanger!
b) (Name) doesn't know how to pronounce s's and th's, you know he's a terdbanger.
c) I had the ole terdbanger check me out today. I'm still limping.

terdbanger by Michelle Dodds May 17, 2011