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tongue-lashing 

the act of performing oral sex on a female
Every woman loves a good tongue-lashing.
tongue-lashing by yorrick hunt January 29, 2008
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tongue lashing

The act of performing oral sex on a female.
Every woman loves a good tongue lashing.
tongue lashing by yorrick hunt January 9, 2009
From the show South Park. A lawphin is a trans-species person who is a dolphin and also a lawyer.
Kyle's dad: Not only am i a dolphin, im also a lawyer.

Guy: so you're a lawphin?
lawphin by Mike May 13, 2005
Lachinio is the name of a ex pro player in the Rocket League scene that use to make money but now works at a major washing machine company and now a huge part of the washing machine industry.
Mr. Lachinio is ex World Champion in the Rocket League scene but now is referred to as "The Washing Machine" and "Almost beat by a D2 in 1's"
Lachinio by Saints Gaming July 6, 2020

first-rate cunt lapping 

'james gave me first-rate cunt lapping last night'

Lapinese 

Dialect originating from the Mohawk Valley region of upstate New York specifically Fort Plain and Canajoharie. Sounds as if a person is drawing out their speech starting with a long "jeeesus" and ending in a "oh yalt, yalt".
That man has the creek pig drawl. I believe he is Lapinese.

Canajoharie and Fort Plain is crawling with people who speak Lapinese.
Lapinese by Lathinese May 7, 2018
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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