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When you know someone that’s being a total pussy and needs to grow the fuck up
John:”your such a laphin”

Johnny: “suck my dick bitch no wonder your mum killed herself”

John: “maybe your not a laphin.. WoRdS hUrT”
laphin by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019
Words you can keep

tongue-lashing 

the act of performing oral sex on a female
Every woman loves a good tongue-lashing.
tongue-lashing by yorrick hunt January 29, 2008
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tongue lashing

The act of performing oral sex on a female.
Every woman loves a good tongue lashing.
tongue lashing by yorrick hunt January 9, 2009
From the show South Park. A lawphin is a trans-species person who is a dolphin and also a lawyer.
Kyle's dad: Not only am i a dolphin, im also a lawyer.

Guy: so you're a lawphin?
lawphin by Mike May 13, 2005
Lachinio is the name of a ex pro player in the Rocket League scene that use to make money but now works at a major washing machine company and now a huge part of the washing machine industry.
Mr. Lachinio is ex World Champion in the Rocket League scene but now is referred to as "The Washing Machine" and "Almost beat by a D2 in 1's"
Lachinio by Saints Gaming July 6, 2020

first-rate cunt lapping 

getting your pussy licking real well
'james gave me first-rate cunt lapping last night'

Lapinese 

Dialect originating from the Mohawk Valley region of upstate New York specifically Fort Plain and Canajoharie. Sounds as if a person is drawing out their speech starting with a long "jeeesus" and ending in a "oh yalt, yalt".
That man has the creek pig drawl. I believe he is Lapinese.

Canajoharie and Fort Plain is crawling with people who speak Lapinese.
Lapinese by Lathinese May 7, 2018
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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