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My three year old daughter explained it this way, "You can't call it a napkin, mommy cause it covers your lap."

Likewise, she explained that raindots are not rain drops because once they hit the windshield they are no longer falling. Out of the mouthes of babes!
Oh, nooooo! I spilled piss-bus-getti on my nice lellow lapkin!
lapkin by mama biblio techa April 28, 2011
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lapkin • dappy lapkins • larkin • lacking • Lakin • lackin • lapine • Lapping • Larking • Laking
Poop, feces, shit, crap, stool, etc.
oh, I ate some mexican food and a took a huge lapkin afterwards
Lapkin by Hannah poop lapkin March 31, 2008
When your hands are dirty and you have no serviettes, and you wipe your hands on your jeans that's called using your "Lapkin". There is a new word for you all -"Lapkin"
Josh had dirty hands and wiped them on his "Lapkin"
lapkin by paulydictionary November 12, 2015
To have fun, frolic and romp about in a slightly mischievous way.
“Now Bert, none of your larking about.”
- Mary Poppins
Larking by Funder82 March 25, 2019
When someone does a harmless prank.
He was constantly larking around the office, looking for a laugh.
Larking by FuturisticFrolic March 26, 2019
When you don't have anything particular in mind, but are looking for an entertaining adventure.
Our group of friends decided to go larking the rest of the day.
Larking by TheJollyantics March 26, 2019
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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