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tongue-lashing 

If someone gives you a tongue-lashing, they shout at you or criticize you in a very forceful way.
After a cruel tongue-lashing, he threw the girl out of the group.
tongue-lashing by LeonardusBR October 9, 2008

tongue lashing

The act of performing oral sex on a female.
Every woman loves a good tongue lashing.
tongue lashing by yorrick hunt January 9, 2009

tongue lashing

when in the throws of wild sex, one might use their tongue hurriedly to deliver pleasure to the other party.
I gave Gemmas quim a thorough tongue lashing last night and she really got off on it.
tongue lashing by snooter69 October 15, 2017

TONGUE LASHING

A Blow-Job given with heavy use of the tongue
That girl just gave me and amazing tongue lashing
TONGUE LASHING by rockadiesel June 21, 2012

Gazwegian Tonguelashing 

Pleasuring a lady, or bro-friend, in the bum with the tongue dripping in Irn Bru, a carbonated Scottish soft drink, for added stimulation as the fizzy bubbles work their special magic.
Heather: och Morag, an' hoo was the date ye had the weekend wi' oor Gary?

Morag: awww hen he's a keeper an' nae mistake! He tak us for a spin in his dropped Corsa an gi' me a reet thorough Gazwegian Tonguelashing roond the back o' Budgens
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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