"lawlphins" is a creative use of the abbreviation "lawl" which is another version of the word "lol", meaning laughing out loud
often used after you feel like you've said lol too many times and need to spice up the conversation. it was created by jjp for exactly that purpose when she was texting her friend on a very boring car ride.
"Wow i just saw a squirrel steal some cotton candy from my neighbor!"
"LAWLPHINS!"
lawzhin is a state for someone waiting for something that will never happen basically the object someone has been waiting for simply doesn’t exist and the person waits for it to exist
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"