Bhadbhabiebhitch's definitions

Clomaphobic

When your friend just got chlamydia and you want them to stay away.. dirty slut

“He has chlamydia”
“I’m a clomaphobic so he needs to stay away from me”

by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019

laphin

When you know someone that’s being a total pussy and needs to grow the fuck up

John:”your such a laphin”

Johnny: “suck my dick bitch no wonder your mum killed herself”

John: “maybe your not a laphin.. WoRdS hUrT”

by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019

Elizajames

The worst friend you could ever find but you don’t want to be mean and stop being their friend so you have to pretend like you like them

“She’s an elizajames but she kinda crazy and will beat me up if I say I don’t want to be her friend”

by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019

Wanksher

When you laugh kind of sound like a dog being put down

Your laughing so weird you sound like a wanksher

by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019

Keeva

A cute lil Irish potato

That’s a Keeva of a potato

by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019

Gronkle

When you are an Australian slut and you are proud of it and don’t care about the haters

Jimmy: “what a thot”
Amber: “I’m Australian you idiot!”
Jimmy: “oh sorry.. gronkle”
Amber: “that’s what I thought!”

by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019

Flobber

When you accidentally finger someone

I just flobbered her

by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019