Definitions by Bhadbhabiebhitch

yekted 

Yekted is when you laugh too hard in class and get yelled at my your dumb bitch teacher

“Jenny just yekted really hard! What do you think she was yecting about Stacy?”

Stacy: “Andrews pee pee.. it’s so small”

yekted by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019

yekted 

Yekted is when you laugh really hard and almost piss your pants

“She just yekted so hard! what is she laughing at?”

yekted by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019

Clomaphobic 

When your friend just got chlamydia and you want them to stay away.. dirty slut

“He has chlamydia”
“I’m a clomaphobic so he needs to stay away from me”

Clomaphobic by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019

laphin

When you know someone that’s being a total pussy and needs to grow the fuck up

John:”your such a laphin”

Johnny: “suck my dick bitch no wonder your mum killed herself”

John: “maybe your not a laphin.. WoRdS hUrT”

laphin by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019

Gronkle 

When you are an Australian slut and you are proud of it and don’t care about the haters

Jimmy: “what a thot”
Amber: “I’m Australian you idiot!”
Jimmy: “oh sorry.. gronkle”
Amber: “that’s what I thought!”

Gronkle by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019

Elizajames 

The worst friend you could ever find but you don’t want to be mean and stop being their friend so you have to pretend like you like them

“She’s an elizajames but she kinda crazy and will beat me up if I say I don’t want to be her friend”

Elizajames by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019

Keeva 

A cute lil Irish potato

That’s a Keeva of a potato

Keeva by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019