Lanked

The act of getting pranked and/or pranking someone out of "Love".

I totally got lanked last night!! They said it was out of love but i dunno...

by Cptn Obvious July 20, 2010

lanked

The feeling which occurs after one has stayed up past his sleep cycle such that the body has abandoned its "go to sleep" feeling and has shifted into a light buzz.

It is comparable to the lingering buzz that remains in the morning after a night of drinking, because the body is rather awake yet clearly not fully sober.

KATE: John, go to bed. Aren't you sleepy? You were dozing off at your desk a few hours ago.

JOHN: Yeah, but the sleepy part of my cycle is over. It's back into awake mode, so I'm lanked now.

by PaleBlueYacht March 7, 2011

lanked

Word for being out of it, sleepy, and a very low amount of tolerance or attention span all at once.

Dudw Im so lanked i can't tye wort a sit

by Arch0wl December 11, 2006

Lanked

For someone ton be totally sacked in a fight

i was lanked yesterday

by mikey_jackson December 12, 2016

Lankey

Tall and Skinny

He is so lankey, could prob break in to if punched

by cant remember, ask your mom May 9, 2020

LinkedIn

An online forum originally intended for professional people to form links with others that they know and trust professionally in order to further their own and their company’s business interests. LinkedIn was co-founded by Reid Hoffman who was previously Executive Vice President in charge of business and corporate development for PayPal and was launched in 2003. Unfortunately, like so many other things (Urban Dictionary for example), it has been overrun by talentless, self-aggrandising wannabes who have nothing to offer the workplace except copious quantities of bullshit.
Interestingly, Hoffman stated that 27 percent of LinkedIn subscribers are recruiters; perhaps this would explain why using recruiters to solve a staffing problem is usually a complete disaster, they’re so full of their own bullshit they believe everyone else’s.

“Have you heard that Malcolm has put up a profile on LinkedIn? Delusions of grandeur or what!”
“Delusions of grandeur? That fuckwit Heale shouldn’t even have delusions of adequacy!”

by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016

Walking Linkedin

People who always talk about themselves or things they've accomplished.

Don't invite Tiffany to the party. She is like Walking Linkedin. Everyone's going to want to leave.

by Extra Mayo May 8, 2015