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He is so lankey, could prob break in to if punched
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A very tall person who can reach objects from great distances.
1) Shea
2) "Oh my god there's Shea he is so lankey, everyone duck down when he reaches for something."
3) "Holy crap look, Shea just turned the tv on sitting from 6 feet away!)
4) Mr.Fantastic from the Fantastic 4
Long and fat
Get the hell out of my room, with your Lankey-head ass.
Lankey by Jmoney54 December 30, 2011

Lankey Mankey 

The action in between hard and flaccid when your dick hangs down just like monkeys arm
Damn man yesterday all day I was pulling a lankey mankey
Lankey Mankey by Logan boden November 3, 2016

Lankey Beanpole 

A Shakespearean insult to target ones insecurity about being tall.

extremely tall
Lankey Beanpole by KittyTishy October 16, 2016

Lankey shlankey 

Lankey shlankey is a more family friendly term to describe a massive fucking penis, it can be used while there is a small kid around who won't know what it means
person 1 - that's a lankey shlankey ya got there
persons 2 - why thank you
Kid - What?

tall lankey fellow 

a guy that usually allways has tricks or suprises up his sleave.
"here's comes that tell lankey fellow, wonder what the bitch boy had got now?"
tall lankey fellow by austin January 6, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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