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If you're a white man, this is what you are. It doesn't even matter if your wife is black and you have an adopted child from India, or how many black friends you have, somehow you're going to end up being a racist according to how the media portrays the white man as "racist whities".

All of this is funny because the white man is the one that is stereotyped as being racist, which is hypocrisy at its best. It's racist to assume that white men are racists.

If you don't get offended by racial insults, then you're apparently racist too, but an actual racist would get offended by it. When you hear a certain word too much (I'm sure we've all heard "cracka" hundreds of times thanks to standup comedy) then you become desensitized to it.

Well, that and the words white people get called sound stupid or non-offending. "cracker" came from cracking whips. Indiana Jones cracked whips too, and he was a badass. "honkey" sounds like some kind of gigantic sandwich, and "white boy" makes you seem like the lone white kid in breakdance movies that stands out amongst the other races and white kids. Most people only really think of rednecks when they think of "white trash" so they don't get offended by it if they're not rednecks.
Statistics guy: It was found out that the majority of blacks in America listen to hip hop---
Overzealous guy: WTF YOU RACIST I HAVE A BLACK FRIEND THAT DOESN'T LISTEN TO HIP HOP
Statistics guy: But I said the majority, meaning not all of th---
Overzealous guy: YEAH WHATEVER HITLER
by Arch0wl May 12, 2005

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Wannabe Japanese. NOT "white japanese" or anything like that, WANNABE JAPANESE.
This definition doesn't only pertain to white people, idiots. Stop being racist.
by Arch0wl July 07, 2005

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A way of saying "shut the fuck up", instead of actually typing it. Has less meaning than actually typing "shut the fuck up", and is often said by people that are losing an argument or can't think of a comeback.
Guy A: "You just contradicted yourself. Twice."

Guy B: "faggit"

Guy A: "Yeah, that's what I thought, you can't think of anything, loser."

Guy B: "stfu"

Guy C: Just admit you lost, Guy B.
by Arch0wl May 16, 2005

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What used to be accurate on this site, was replaced by a bunch of people who defined it because they really had no clue what it meant. A douchebag is a pretentious, sugar coated prick, but with emphasis on pretentious and sugar coated. It's not an adjective for an asshole, because assholes call other people douchebags, and assholes are more often than not proud of being assholes.
A perfect example of a douchebag would be both Macaulay Culkin's and Seth Green's role in "Party Monster".
by Arch0wl May 11, 2005

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The stupid way of saying faggot, usually typoed because "i" is next to "o".

Usually said in a quick attempt (which is why they typo it) to try to save themselves when someone can't think of a good comeback.
Guy A: "You just contradicted yourself. Twice."

Guy B: "faggit"

Guy A: "Yeah, that's what I thought, you can't think of anything, loser."

Guy B: "stfu"

Guy C: Just admit you lost, Guy B.
by Arch0wl May 16, 2005

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A Nintendo gadget that lets you use the Nintendo controls with your hand motions. There's only one thing you need to know: it's bad.
I love the power glove...it's so bad.
by Arch0wl May 12, 2005

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A place that every man or woman should go to, it will turn you into a sex god if you read enough of it. Even if you're sexually ignorant, inexperienced, good, however good you may be, it will make you better.
Tommy couldn't even get his girlfriend off and they did it once a month, then he went to clitical, and now she's screaming his name every night.
by Arch0wl May 12, 2005

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