A place that every man or woman should go to, it will turn you into a sex god if you read enough of it. Even if you're sexually ignorant, inexperienced, good, however good you may be, it will make you better.
Tommy couldn't even get his girlfriend off and they did it once a month, then he went to clitical, and now she's screaming his name every night.
by Arch0wl December 12, 2006
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Usually said in a quick attempt (which is why they typo it) to try to save themselves when someone can't think of a good comeback.
Usually said in a quick attempt (which is why they typo it) to try to save themselves when someone can't think of a good comeback.
Guy A: "You just contradicted yourself. Twice."
Guy B: "faggit"
Guy A: "Yeah, that's what I thought, you can't think of anything, loser."
Guy B: "stfu"
Guy C: Just admit you lost, Guy B.
Guy B: "faggit"
Guy A: "Yeah, that's what I thought, you can't think of anything, loser."
Guy B: "stfu"
Guy C: Just admit you lost, Guy B.
by Arch0wl May 17, 2005
Get the faggit mug.Overrated Japanese candy for tiny Japanese appetites. These people should just get a big bar of hershey milk chocolate for a dollar, but no, because that's too easily commonly available and isn't SPECIAL and JAPANESE. The only reason they like Pocky is because it's Japanese, and they trick themselves into thinking it somehow tastes better or is superior to Hershey, even though it's not.
Most of the people who eat this stuff are fat wannabe-Japanese people (see wapanese, which applies to other races than caucasians), and the pocky does not satisfy their big American appetites, so they buy like, 5 packs of it, for 10 dollars, which is the ultimate frivolous waste of money.
Most of the people who eat this stuff are fat wannabe-Japanese people (see wapanese, which applies to other races than caucasians), and the pocky does not satisfy their big American appetites, so they buy like, 5 packs of it, for 10 dollars, which is the ultimate frivolous waste of money.
Wapanese Otaku: "Oshi desu!! Pocky, how kawaii!" *throws $5 at man for 2-pack*
Other guy: *Looks on with 89 cent 2-pack of Pepero* "Idiot."
Normal person: *Looks on with a 50 cent 1.55 oz hershey bar* "You people are fucking losers."
Other guy: *Looks on with 89 cent 2-pack of Pepero* "Idiot."
Normal person: *Looks on with a 50 cent 1.55 oz hershey bar* "You people are fucking losers."
by Arch0wl December 16, 2006
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Get the wapanese mug.The Red Savina Habanero is the hottest pepper in the world. The "naga jalokia" pepper is just a rumor, an urban myth. If you google "naga jalokia" with the quotemarks, it turns up a page SPECIFICALLY detailing how it's a hoax. Anyone that buys into this garbage is just another cause to the myth.
The red savina is the hottest. No question. The hottest technical sauce (and not capscium extract) out now is "The Source", but the hottest sauce overall is Blair's 6AM sauce.
by Arch0wl January 27, 2005
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Get the friggen mug.What used to be accurate on this site, was replaced by a bunch of people who defined it because they really had no clue what it meant. A douchebag is a pretentious, sugar coated prick, but with emphasis on pretentious and sugar coated. It's not an adjective for an asshole, because assholes call other people douchebags, and assholes are more often than not proud of being assholes.
A perfect example of a douchebag would be both Macaulay Culkin's and Seth Green's role in "Party Monster".
by Arch0wl May 14, 2005
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