Zoltar85's definitions

Techno-Amish

One who has the technical ability and understanding on the level of an Amish person who has never had electricity.

I asked Joe how this meter worked and he replied "I'm completely Techno-Amish and have no idea"!

by Zoltar85 May 3, 2016

T Back Crew

A group of slutty women dressed in low rise jeans or pants where the tops of their thongs are sticking out.

Check out the Phat-ass in that T Back Crew

by Zoltar85 March 8, 2011

Robservation

When you watch or examine the actions of a person named Rob

I had a Robservation Monday watching my dog interact with my friend Rob

by Zoltar85 March 8, 2023

Quantifiable Miracle

When you can identify the positive effects which are a direct result of a decision or action on your part.

Because I introduced Mike and Daniele to each other despite enormous odds, their daughter Elizabeth is a quantifiable miracle.

by Zoltar85 March 30, 2023

Fallout Food

Types of food that will survive a nuclear attack such as twinkies and jiffy pop, and MRE's.

I keep a box of fallout food in the basement for when the bomb drops!

by Zoltar85 January 22, 2023

Labraphobic

Having a fear of Labrador's

My Labraphobic neighbors called the cops again when my dogs got loose.

by Zoltar85 January 24, 2023

Greativity

Having the ability or skills to do great things for others

John has such greativity and used his skills to build swings for the kids!

by Zoltar85 January 24, 2023