Zoltar85's definitions

Insignificunt

A woman whose opinion doesn't matter.

I was listening to some insignificunt spew her sexist bullshit!

by Zoltar85 January 4, 2023

Flatudor

A labrador retriever that farts a lot

That flatudor kept me up all night laying next to me!

by Zoltar85 January 4, 2023

Techno-Amish

One who has the technical ability and understanding on the level of an Amish person who has never had electricity.

I asked Joe how this meter worked and he replied "I'm completely Techno-Amish and have no idea"!

by Zoltar85 May 3, 2016

Quantifiable Miracle

When you can identify the positive effects which are a direct result of a decision or action on your part.

Because I introduced Mike and Daniele to each other despite enormous odds, their daughter Elizabeth is a quantifiable miracle.

by Zoltar85 March 30, 2023

Syllabration

The celebration of a new word accepted by Urban Dictionary

I had a syllabration after Urban Dictionary accepted my new word!

by Zoltar85 January 4, 2023

Robservation

When you watch or examine the actions of a person named Rob

I had a Robservation Monday watching my dog interact with my friend Rob

by Zoltar85 March 8, 2023

Labratosis

A Labrador with bad breath

Millie had Labratosis after she ate the deer poop off of the lawn!

by Zoltar85 January 24, 2023