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Lanhowe
An overly Asian nerd/scholar who spends way too much time studying and is guaranteed a solid future. His one limitation stems from the fact that any girl to delve into the depths of him must appreciate his love of Latin and calculus
Lanhowe by robert.totonjian February 26, 2011
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lanhog • landog09 • landog1431 • Landogger • Lanhowe • Lanog • lantogether • Lap Hog • LAN Holiday • Land O Goshen
lantogether
When several people gather in the same place for a computer game on a lan. Like a get-together only usually attended by pwnstars, 1337 haxorz and the like. n00bs are generally discouraged to come.
lantogether by MadTurki January 31, 2008
Lanog
The action of giving head to the same sex (but it only works if you're a gentleman) and snorting like a pig while submitting an application to the Pudding Palace.
Lanog by Minday&Shilaaa February 28, 2011
laphog
laphog by mudboner69 March 10, 2018
Landogger
This neo-nazi bitch who simply LOVES Doboz and wants to invade everything besides Romania because nobody wants to go to Romania
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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