lanhog 

A douchebag named Landon who likes to hog of all the LAN internet connectivity.

Guy#1: 'God Damn it why am I lagging so bad?!?!'
Guy#2: 'Lanhog must be downloading gay porn again'

lanhog by virco June 9, 2014

Lanhowe 

An overly Asian nerd/scholar who spends way too much time studying and is guaranteed a solid future. His one limitation stems from the fact that any girl to delve into the depths of him must appreciate his love of Latin and calculus

OMG LANHOWE I LOVE YOUR HAIR

Lanhowe by robert.totonjian February 26, 2011

lantogether 

When several people gather in the same place for a computer game on a lan. Like a get-together only usually attended by pwnstars, 1337 haxorz and the like. n00bs are generally discouraged to come.

We're having a little lantogether next weekend. Wanna come?

lantogether by MadTurki January 31, 2008

Lanog

The action of giving head to the same sex (but it only works if you're a gentleman) and snorting like a pig while submitting an application to the Pudding Palace.

Last night, I recieved a pretty gnarly lanog from Peter.

Lanog by Minday&Shilaaa February 28, 2011

laphog 

Slang for a huge dick

Phil has got himself a huge laphog.

laphog by mudboner69 March 10, 2018

Landogger

This neo-nazi bitch who simply LOVES Doboz and wants to invade everything besides Romania because nobody wants to go to Romania

Man 1: Bro that girl is such a Landogger
Man 2: I know, right? I hope she isn't very radical about her neo-nazism
Landogger: Hey guys let's invade Poland and Hungary, my crush Doboz lives there OwO

Landogger by PCgary August 8, 2023

landog09 

the one and only god in this world, egyptian for: "one above all"

he can break the universe with a snap of his hand. he has a large cult of 60million members

he is humble and friendly, godly yet not arrogant, he is an example of what everyone wants.

landog09 is the only true god

fuck i want landog09 to cum in me

landog09 by azzur November 19, 2020