laphog

Slang for a huge dick

Phil has got himself a huge laphog.

by mudboner69 March 10, 2018

Laphog

A big dick.

That guy has a laphog on him, for sure.

by PDizzle48 August 16, 2025

tory lapdog

anyone who does whatever the Tories wants, dropping all there own ideas and agreeing with Tory ideas

NICK CLEGG the Liberal Democrats leader is a Tory Lapdog

by Mr Ananomous1874 December 5, 2010

lapdog

a suck up, ass kisser, brown noser

The boss likes Joe but he's such a lapdog.

by nafloot August 13, 2005

Lapdog Coach

A servile professional sports team coach with no independent thought, doing what the team owner/general manager asks without question at the expense of the success of the team.

"Washington Redskins owner Daniel Synder couldn't find another lapdog coach to replace Jim Zorn midseason."

by SkinsFans October 21, 2009

Lapdog

A person with no real independent personality, only adoration for his or her significant other.

Have you met steve's new girlfriend? She's such a lapdog, all she does is shrug when you ask her a question, and then laugh at all of Steve's jokes.

by Youdosmellbad December 21, 2008

lapdog

a flattering subservient, eager sycophant

He's no oil industry Lapdog, believe me.

by The Return of Light Joker May 11, 2011