laphog
laphog by mudboner69 March 10, 2018
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Laphog
A big dick.
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Lap Hog • Laptogyny • lanhog • Lapdog Coach • LAPDOG ZOMBIE • laphobia • laphoran • laphouser • Laptogynist • tory lapdog
tory lapdog
anyone who does whatever the Tories wants, dropping all there own ideas and agreeing with Tory ideas
tory lapdog by Mr Ananomous1874 December 5, 2010
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Lapdog Coach
A servile professional sports team coach with no independent thought, doing what the team owner/general manager asks without question at the expense of the success of the team.
"Washington Redskins owner Daniel Synder couldn't find another lapdog coach to replace Jim Zorn midseason."
Lapdog Coach by SkinsFans October 21, 2009
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Have you met steve's new girlfriend? She's such a lapdog, all she does is shrug when you ask her a question, and then laugh at all of Steve's jokes.
Lapdog by Youdosmellbad December 21, 2008
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