landog09

the one and only god in this world, egyptian for: "one above all"

he can break the universe with a snap of his hand. he has a large cult of 60million members

he is humble and friendly, godly yet not arrogant, he is an example of what everyone wants.

landog09 is the only true god

fuck i want landog09 to cum in me

landog09 by azzur November 19, 2020

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landog09

The most beautiful being in the planet, he could destroy the world with a breath if he wanted. The one above all; powerful and merciful. blessed with infinite power and still kind. chose us mortals above many other options.

egyptian for: the one

chinese for: the savior
english for: god
german: most powerful
spanish: the exquisite
hindu: the unforgiving
persian: the controller

he has a strong cult of 15 million members

im off to attend to my landog09 annual worshipping session

landog09 by azzur November 19, 2020

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