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Analogue rectal exam
While your finger is inserted into your ladies anus, you reach around and flip her clitoris about with the corner of a cassette tape.
Descartes: "What did you do last night bro?"
Pascal: "Gave my girlfriend an analogue rectal exam."
Descartes: "Nice. So what did you serve up?"
Pascal: "Black Sabbath of course"
Pascal: "Gave my girlfriend an analogue rectal exam."
Descartes: "Nice. So what did you serve up?"
Pascal: "Black Sabbath of course"
Analogue rectal exam by squeakyfromme February 21, 2015
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analogue wank
Having to revert to the more traditional methods of masturbation by using "old skool" materials such as books, magazines and rude drawings.
My fucking internet isn't getting connected for another fortnight! I'm gonna have to settle for an analogue wank tonight instead of YouJizz!
analogue wank by darkh0rse July 2, 2011
analogue poo
When you go for a poo but forget to take your phone with you. Devoid of the stimuli of checking emails and social media you're obliged to spend a few minutes on analogue pursuits, such as thinking, meditating, singing, or perhaps reading a book or newspaper.
I'd already started to let one out when I realised my phone was on my desk, so I had to do an analogue poo. But that's ok, I came up with a great plan for the next book I'm never going to write.
analogue poo by jwgrooves June 13, 2017
manalogue
(Noun)The inevitably male diatribe on the subject of sports teams, cars, women, fitness etc regardless of the interst shown by the listener
manalogue by Saul Fajerman July 2, 2008
analogue g-chat
passing notes the old fashioned way, i.e. by actually passing notes on a piece of paper. Has mostly been replaced by g-chat now.
Did you see those girls had their analogue g-chat going in class?" "Yeah, the professor totally saw and ripped them a new one...
analogue g-chat by Amanda Pisces November 3, 2010
analogue cigarette
–noun
A traditional roll of finely cut tobacco cured for smoking with real fire, and is usually wrapped in a thin white paper.
The opposite of a digital cigarette, or more commonly known as an Electronic Cigarette, or E-Cigarette.
A traditional roll of finely cut tobacco cured for smoking with real fire, and is usually wrapped in a thin white paper.
The opposite of a digital cigarette, or more commonly known as an Electronic Cigarette, or E-Cigarette.
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in the year 2024 A.D.
Friend: "Gary ... whats that in your mouth?"
Gary: "Its an analogue cigarette. I found a carton of them stored in my dad's old boxes up in the attic."
Friend: "Thats so retro. We should bring these back in style! Lets take them to school. Pretty soon everyone will be smoking analogue cigarettes."
in the year 2024 A.D.
Friend: "Gary ... whats that in your mouth?"
Gary: "Its an analogue cigarette. I found a carton of them stored in my dad's old boxes up in the attic."
Friend: "Thats so retro. We should bring these back in style! Lets take them to school. Pretty soon everyone will be smoking analogue cigarettes."
analogue cigarette by Dr. Fetus Ink October 2, 2009
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.