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Analogue rectal exam
While your finger is inserted into your ladies anus, you reach around and flip her clitoris about with the corner of a cassette tape.
Descartes: "What did you do last night bro?"
Pascal: "Gave my girlfriend an analogue rectal exam."
Descartes: "Nice. So what did you serve up?"
Pascal: "Black Sabbath of course"
Pascal: "Gave my girlfriend an analogue rectal exam."
Descartes: "Nice. So what did you serve up?"
Pascal: "Black Sabbath of course"
Analogue rectal exam by squeakyfromme February 21, 2015
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analogue wank
Having to revert to the more traditional methods of masturbation by using "old skool" materials such as books, magazines and rude drawings.
My fucking internet isn't getting connected for another fortnight! I'm gonna have to settle for an analogue wank tonight instead of YouJizz!
analogue wank by darkh0rse July 2, 2011
analogue poo
When you go for a poo but forget to take your phone with you. Devoid of the stimuli of checking emails and social media you're obliged to spend a few minutes on analogue pursuits, such as thinking, meditating, singing, or perhaps reading a book or newspaper.
I'd already started to let one out when I realised my phone was on my desk, so I had to do an analogue poo. But that's ok, I came up with a great plan for the next book I'm never going to write.
analogue poo by jwgrooves June 13, 2017
manalogue
(Noun)The inevitably male diatribe on the subject of sports teams, cars, women, fitness etc regardless of the interst shown by the listener
manalogue by Saul Fajerman July 2, 2008
analogue g-chat
passing notes the old fashioned way, i.e. by actually passing notes on a piece of paper. Has mostly been replaced by g-chat now.
Did you see those girls had their analogue g-chat going in class?" "Yeah, the professor totally saw and ripped them a new one...
analogue g-chat by Amanda Pisces November 3, 2010
analogue cigarette
–noun
A traditional roll of finely cut tobacco cured for smoking with real fire, and is usually wrapped in a thin white paper.
The opposite of a digital cigarette, or more commonly known as an Electronic Cigarette, or E-Cigarette.
A traditional roll of finely cut tobacco cured for smoking with real fire, and is usually wrapped in a thin white paper.
The opposite of a digital cigarette, or more commonly known as an Electronic Cigarette, or E-Cigarette.
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in the year 2024 A.D.
Friend: "Gary ... whats that in your mouth?"
Gary: "Its an analogue cigarette. I found a carton of them stored in my dad's old boxes up in the attic."
Friend: "Thats so retro. We should bring these back in style! Lets take them to school. Pretty soon everyone will be smoking analogue cigarettes."
in the year 2024 A.D.
Friend: "Gary ... whats that in your mouth?"
Gary: "Its an analogue cigarette. I found a carton of them stored in my dad's old boxes up in the attic."
Friend: "Thats so retro. We should bring these back in style! Lets take them to school. Pretty soon everyone will be smoking analogue cigarettes."
analogue cigarette by Dr. Fetus Ink October 2, 2009
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Pink Cloud
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026