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canalogue 

The catalogue the a man keeps of girls breast detail:

Size
Shape
How they sit

This is usually done sub-consciously, and is done even if the man does not think to do it.

Can be used to recall the name/face of a girl
Hey who's that girl that works at the movies with the massive cans?

Jess

Yeah thats right!
canalogue by Berserker Miller December 16, 2004
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Canalogue 

The catalogue or database every man keeps of all the girls they knows breasts.

This is usually done sub-conciously

Can easily be recalled for future reference
Dam, look at those!! Better add that to the canalogue!
Canalogue by Berserker Miller December 15, 2004

The Mandela Catalogue 

(WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS, WATCH THE SERIES FIRST.)
"...For the preservation of security"
The Mandela Catalogue is an Analog Horror series of VHS tapes, Made by Alex Kister on 6/9/21 (Supposed to be 6/10/21). The Mandela Catalogue was inspired by "The Walten Files", "Local 58", "Gemini Home Entertainment" and "Marble Hornets". This series is about Alternates, Intruders. Alternates are entities that turn into humans when the victim dies. Intruders are people who kidnap/abduct children and made one mother "DISTRAUGHT AT THE SIGHT OF HER MISSING INFANT" (in the episode, not In real life).
"The Mandela Catalogue is a great analogue horror series."

The Mandela Catalogue 

The Mandela Catalogue is a Youtube series made by Alex Kister. This series gave me nightmares and wet bed sheets.

Mandela catalogue

A horror series created by mr Alexander Kister. Its very scary😱😱😱
“Oh em gee have you seen the new mandela catalogue video?? I shitted and cummed while watching it”
Mandela catalogue by thefartman January 23, 2022

The Mandela Catalogue 

The Mandela Catalogue is a Youtube Horror series created by Alex Kister. Whenever I watch it, I get nightmares and wet bedsheets.

Analogue rectal exam 

While your finger is inserted into your ladies anus, you reach around and flip her clitoris about with the corner of a cassette tape.
Descartes: "What did you do last night bro?"

Pascal: "Gave my girlfriend an analogue rectal exam."

Descartes: "Nice. So what did you serve up?"

Pascal: "Black Sabbath of course"